I'm not running, since that would only siphon votes from other sane candidates, but what if I did? [satirical content ahead]

5. Immediate repeal of all laws prohibiting same-train relations

[liked by trainwatcher]

[Trainwatcher liked that]

that image is just plain weird lol

13. Did I mention fully automated luxury gay space communism?

that explains all of those "probes" in space

probes are so unfairly treated in the press

screw the Dems and the republicans

Now I'm considering coming back to this stream just so I can vote for you and we can have fully automated luxury gay space communism

gay space communism. A M A Z I N G

lol only problem being i'm not running here.

it's ight tho

we'll have our gay space communism over here imgflip.com/m/Government

Yay gay space communism

That shall be my school background

new profile pic. Also, i had a sad realization, and it's in the government stream

Also did you make that image

full disclosure, i made none of these images

it's been a tongue-in-cheek shorthand meme for everything that triggers righties for awhile

You realize you just said that

TO THE STREAM TO TEARED DOWN!!!!

you would have my vote

18. I would choose Trainwatcher as my VP

19. Every day we re-enact Hamilton the Musical in its entirety by "singing" the songs together in the chats

however, gradually we exhaust ourselves and so begin truncating the performance by omitting songs and lyrics until one day every morning we just get up together and say "and peggy"

and 1000 years later we still continue to do this and no one knows why

Thems do be good policies

8. Putin's image is banned until he promises not to interfere in the next presidential election

but he has to really promise

14. Britney gets freed.

15. All questions submitted to The_Think_Tank must be resolved by a panel of 12 randomly-selected ImgFlip jurors who cannot log off until they agree on a unanimous verdict

then it goes up on appeal

oh shit there's jury duty now

16. Due to the threat of future pandemics, quarantine is imposed forever, and the only essential workers are newspaper deliveryboys

17. We write a constitution together; we revere it; we love it

then we choose to ignore it because it is of no practical use

1. First act: Cancel free speech on ImgFlip for everyone forever

what

2. Second act: Mandatory involuntary participation in the Government stream

Those who do not meet stream criteria against bigotry will be considered Slaves

Slaves get no rights of their own, but they must read and upvote every meme and comment by Kamikaze.

3. Third act: PoliticsTOO mods are given free reign over the politics stream

politics trolls fall back to PoliticsTOO but find that the mods still have power there

they are pursued and hounded by the PoliticsTOO mods throughout every back-channel political stream on ImgFlip untillllllllllllllllllll

finally they are forced all the way back to imgflip.com/m/Based_and_Redpilled, which is specifically preserved as a free speech zone where future generations of cultural historians and political scientists may go to view all manner of bigoted and hateful content in its natural habitat like a safari

4. Fully-automated luxury gay space communism

what does that mean in practical terms?

well: in practical terms it means everyone has to be gay in space

6. Marijuana is legalized but only for female R&B singers from Barbados

everyone else gets the death penalty

XD

7. In order to promote other aspects of our creativity, the visual component of ImgFlip is disabled in perpetuity until we come together collectively to write a satisfying ending to Game of Thrones

XDx2

9. Sexism is not only banned: everyone must transition to female

10. The staple of our diets (sexual and otherwise) becomes radishes

11. Anything that does not please the Kylie is deemed spam and instantly nuked

12. Variations on a theme of U Wot M8 become the only reacc allowed in comments