I don't even understand a single bit of this... Who posted it why and just... what the heck

I understand every single word they're saying, and I say it's time to bring out the shotgun.

If I could read what they said it'd be better

I typed the entire translated version of the thing in but accidentally deleted it

i feel like they typed this with their 40-inch thick fingers on their small-a$$ iphone 2

LOLOLOL

xD

*Swiftsheep has died of dysentery, what will you do
1. couldn't care less
2. Eat his corpse
3. Kill the idiot who made this*

If u said 1 ur a madlad

Welp, let's get eating.

XD

Ok mason

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BOI

XD

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Chika Bow Wow Wow

What would I call you "tall shit"? Sounds wrong to me =_=

"You bastard" sounds moreso correct XD

Asshole...

Xdd

That's it ya little shit

I stand roughly 3-4 inches taller than you. So I wouldn't be calling me... little

Lowkey kinky ngl

I can easily whip your ass

My tinyness gives me an advantage

This is kinda lowkey kinky ngl

JOKE

cursed comment

DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK! STOP BLOCKING ME, THERE'S TWO GUYS SHOOTING ME OUT HERE. DUDE MOVE, DOOR STUCK

SHUT

NO

Yes

Yes, but I can roundhouse kick your face with surprisingly little effort

I can block it =_=

And I can toss you to the side like a ragdoll

That's fine

Not like it would hurt because my body outside isn't fragile

Ah yes, I really had worst slaps in my life

Hmmmmmmmmmm

(Did not mean that literally)

Kill me

XD

i respect their opinion, but just why?

idk

I hart minecrafr too

XD