Here's a random pick up line I'd use IF I wasn't socially awkward.

Bada-badda Bing-bang

Yes

Cerasus:I have fallen for this kid~
Vinny:pretty sure you are the only one who did tho...

Oh boy.
Slater(my undertale oc): Don't you mean, oh bouy?

*wheeze*
Natalie(one of my undertale oc's): BOI NU

Skater(my undertale oc): Oh bouy, hear we go again.
*facepalms* Go***amnit Slater, stop making those puns....

(*Slater)

Natalie: ?

Slater: Name's Slater, best bud of Sans, demi-human fox and King of puns.

Natalie: Oh, I'm Natalie *doesn't mention she does Genocide*

Slater: A reel pleasure to meat you. *smirks*

Natalie: Same to you...

Slater:*tries to think of a pun to say*

Natalie: ...

Slater: So..... *wags his two tails awkwardly*

Natalie: ?

Slater:*shrugs*

Natalie: Oh...XD

Slater: Watt's so funny?

Natalie: *shrug*

Slater: oak-ay....

Natalie: Is something wrong?

Slater: Na, just out of puns

Natalie: oh, oof

Slater: You could say all my good ones Argon.

Natalie: *giggles*

Slater:*smiles and wags his tails*

Natalie: I'm horrible at puns...but I think they're hilarious

Simf: Shipppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

Slater:I could teach yew. *smiles*

Natalie: Really?

Slater:*nods*

Natalie: *small smile* Oki

Slater: *smiles*

Natalie: ...

Slater: So shall we start the first lesson?

Natalie: *nods*

Slater: Oak-ay then. Lesson 1, think of words that sound similar to the word you orginally want to use. For example, that was so damn funny, instead of saying that you say. That was sodium funny. Got it?

Natalie: Yeah...

Slater: That's pretty much it.

Natalie: Oh, oki

Slater:*nods* Yup.

Natalie: Welp

Slater:*awkward fox noises*

Natalie: ...

Slater:So uhh what kind of creature are you?

Natalie: I'm a human

Slater: You're the first human, I've met then

Natalie: oh...

Slater:*wags his two tails sadly* Yup....

Natalie: We're pretty weird...

Slater:*shrugs* If you say so.

Natalie: ...

Slater: This really feels weird. Talking to a human.

Natalie: Why...?

Slater: Well mainly because I've never seen nor met one until now.

Natalie: Oh...

Slater: Yup. Slater is actually my surname.

Natalie: O..

Slater: *nods* Yup. Everyone calls me Slater so I'm used to it.

Natalie: It's better than my name...

Slater: *cocks head curiously* How come?

Natalie: I just don't like it...

Slater:I think it's nice

Natalie: T-thanks...

Slater:*smiles*

Natalie: *small smile*

Slater:*wags his tails shyly*

Natalie: *giggles a bit*

Simf: *Watching it all* IGHT SHIP

Natalie: BOI

Slater:?

Natalie: ...

Simf: Agree or your gonna have one hell of a crazed expirence

Natalie: *points a knife at him* No

Slater: .....

Natalie: idk...

*She can feel a very sharp bone pricking he rback*

Natalie: *winces* WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?

Simf: Dont be a crybaby all it was was a poke

Natalie: *glares at him* Why tho!?

Simf: I said agree

Natalie: and I said nu

Simf: I poked you as a warning

Natalie: Boi, nu

Simf: Boi do you wanna fight then?

Natalie: *sigh* Nu

Simf: Then *Points bone in his hands* Shut and agree

Natalie: ._.

Simf: Point that knfie at me again and your gonna have a fight if you like it or not

Natalie: Boi

Slater: ok....

Natalie: *awkward silence*

Simf: ight thats it

Natalie: *rolls her eyes*

Simf: -_-

Natalie: what?

Simf: Nevermind

Natalie: -ight

Simf: Ight *Goes off somewhere*

Natalie: wot le hec

Simf: ???

Natalie: *silent*

Simf; Eh whatever *walccs to random place*

Natalie: ...

*there are sounds of rubble crashing against a wall*

Natalie: Wot le f**k

SImf: *Falls back* Ow

Natalie: o-o

*His health drops about 5*

Natalie: le f**k

Simf: ?

Natalie: Wot le f**k just happened!?

Simf: Nothing

Natalie: Lie

Simf; None of your concern, unless your gonna do another genocide

Natalie: Boi

Simf: Wot

Natalie: nvm

Simf: Ight

Natalie: ...

Slater:*walk off*

Natalie: ...

Slater:*looking back* Wanna go to Grillby's?

Natalie: Sure! *follows*

Simf: Who is the hardest monster

Natalie: Uh...You or Sans...

Simf: Sans for sure

Natalie: -ight

Simf: Welp

Natalie: ?

Slater:*feels a push* what the?

Natalie: wot le f**k

Simf: Idk...

Natalie: Boi

simf: ...

Natalie: :l

Simf: Now what

Natalie: *shrug*

Simf; ...

Natalie: ...

Simf: ... why genocide tho

Natalie: Becuz

Simf: Tell me or that poke is going deeper

Natalie: .-.

Simf: I n t o y o u r h e a r t

Natalie: Wot heart?

Simf: Nvm, soul

Natalie: boi

Simf: Tell meh

Natalie: why

Simf: I need to know

Natalie: why tho?

Simf: So I can stap you

Natalie: -_-

Simf Whats was so good about killing everyone?

Natalie: *shrug*

Slater: did you feel that?

Natalie: *nods*

Slater: I wonder what that was

Natalie: *shrug*

Slater; *walks again* Let's just go

Natalie: -ight *follows*

Simf: --_-

Natalie: ...

Simf: ._.

Natalie: ?

Simf: Idk

Natalie: ight

Slater:*walks*

Natalie: *walcc*

((Right then..... Idk what else to make Slater do))

(oof)

((If only continuing to write my fiction, My Life Is Mediocre, was as easy as rp'ing)

(Oh, oof)

(That be a different kind of writer's block I keep having :( )

(OOf)

(*cries internally because idk how to externally*)

(...)

(Im sorry....)

(it's okay. I just didn't know what to say...)

(Ok...Ima update my tagline if I'll be listening to a new song rather than the current one)

(oki)

(Yeah........ :/ )

(Welp)

Simf: *procceds to push slater and Natalie together*

Slater: The hell?

Simf: Lol SHIP

Slater:.....

Simf: ....

Slater:*angry fox noises*

(Simf Is a skele-boi)
Simf: oooo so scary

Slater: Sarcasm?

Simf: Obviously

Slater: I wouldn't have known.

Simf: .-. o ok

Slater:*walks off*

Simf: *shrugs and walccs in the other direction*

Natalie: -__-

Simf: XD

Natalie: S.T.O.P...I.T.!!

Simf: [image]

Natalie: What "Treasure"!?

Simf: *Inhales* Boi, love

Natalie: [image]

Simf: lol nu

Natalie: *inhale* Stob it

Simf: NU

Natalie: [image]

Simf: No I dont think I will

Natalie: boi SHUT

Simf: NU

Natalie: Stob it

Simf: nah

Natalie: ._.

Simf: xD

Natalie: Y must you hurt meh in this way?

Simf: Important question, do ya like them?

Natalie: Boi

Simf: Wot

Natalie: why the hell would I tell you!?

Natalie: Boi

Simf: -_--

Natalie: -___-

*another bone pricks her*

Natalie: Can you do the not

Simf: *inhales* No I cant (Almost top 250)

Natalie: boi
(Noice)

Simf: Telllllllllllll meeeeeeeeeeeee

Natalie: nu

Simf: Please

Natalie: *smirks* Did you just say "please"!?

Simf: YOur the one with a bone in your back

Natalie: *shrug* You're the one who's practically begging me to tell you something, that you don't need to know

Simf: Boi, You need something to keep you from doing genocide, maybe love can help *lenny*

Natalie: -_-

Simf: -_-

Natalie: Why does it matter to you anyway?

Simf: maybe some blackmail >:)

Natalie: I should slap you...

Simf: Youll die before you do

Natalie: _-_

Simf: ...

Natalie: Can you dew the not

Sim: Nu

Natalie: -_______-

Simf: ...

Natalie: .....

Simf: -_-

Natalie: ?

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