Last minute submission XD

I love how the rules said that memes will be judged by originality, and this meme won even though someone already made a meme very similar to this.

hey, you're the only person i know who can get Ship-Shap to leave me alone...

(Don't take the template the wrong way) Sorry lad, can't help ya.

why not?

Let's just say I tried to help one person with Ship Shap before, and it didn't end up well. Me and Ship are on good terms and I aint gonna ruin it

bro

Yes?

you are no help...

To you? Yeah I'm not help to you. But for me and my personal sanity? Well this decision helped me

you dont care about anyone else, you selfish son of a bitch

Woah woah woah, weird words coming from a guy who literally wanted a person to break up with someone so they could have them for themselves. I've probably done more help here than you have lol

thats old...

Ya still did it tho. Bitch please, you've broken up with more people than there are Pokémon. (Exaggeration much?)

not true

now i know im dumb, but what what or who is ship shap?