Jack-o-lantern

Uh oh (why did I choose this template)

I love spooktober!

Want some (virtual) candy?

(Idk why you did, you're you.)

Bet (HMMMM)

Spooktober boiiii!

^w^

Its time to see if there are any RvB PSAs

https://youtu.be/PpGMwjrCjBI

I found one XD

Cool

doot doot (translates to ¨yes I want some virtual candy¨)

Here! *hands you some virtual candy*

doot doot (translates to thank you it taste very spooky)

Yessir

YESSIR

I-I mean DOOT DOOT

Lol

Yessirrrrrrrr

what does it mean?

doot doot

Spooky stuff! It's the holloween season! :)

woo!

Yeah! Want some (virtual) candy?

i was told to never take candy from strangers, but its Halloween!

:)

*hands you virtual candy*

thanks. *walks away never to be seen again*

*cri*

*comes back on top of a car i stole* im back. i still don't know how to drive!

O~o

*crashes but still lives*

Ah frick

You aight m8?

yes

Time to me to suck and lick on pumpkin juice.
I'm feeling funky right now.
🎃

Yes

Sex with the pumpkins
😘🎃😍

Wtf

Lol
Yes

It costed you ZERO dollars to not say that

I smashed them, jk.

is that ANY better though??!!

pumpkins have feelings to!

That would be your mother.

i see what you did there

I smashed those pumpkins.

yes, yes you did

Yep

It costed me a death wish to not say that.

Bruh-

Well, it costed me zero fricking dollars for me to delete my imgflip account.
I might delete someday and never come back on here.

Lol

What the frick

Lol

It would've costed you nothing to say that

I wasn't being serious anyways.
Y'all actually thought I did those things.

No I didn't think that

But still

DISGOOSTANG

I know.
We're all dirty minded.

yes

Still would've costed you literally nothing NOT to say that

Idfc

It costed me a death wish to not to say that.
Anyways, I got virtual candy.

did you smash the candy too?

i mean i wouldn't put it past ya

Zero dollars not to say that

Why

Why did you say that

That's just me.
I just weird.
I scare others.
What do you expect from me, anyways?

I DON'T KNOW-

Let's just change the subject about this.

OH SHIT JUST REALIZED WHAT THAT SAID

Let's just change the subject before I explode in mad anger.
I'm not really serious minded anyways.

why are you getting mad?

People on here are toxic and think I am weird.
I just want people to actually appreciate for who I really am.

this is gonna sound VERY cliché but you're not weird

I'm a loser too.

im mot a loser...
i don't secretly hate myself...
(continues on to sing the whole song like the there kid i am.)

not*

I'm also cocky too.

everyone is.

I'm the more cocky one though.

no, your not, you're a friend, and a really funny one

We don't really know each other thought, tbh.

yea but whenever i do talk to you, your really funny :)

Nope

I'm extremely cocky.

same

who gives a f**k if your cocky, your funny and that makes for it

you're good at what yo do.

That's what they all said.
Nope

but you are.

Prove it.

look at your account. people like what you do.

Nope

you have 119 followers.

thats more than HALF of everybody on this stream

Most of them are fake followers though.

how are some fake?

I don't feel they're genuinely there for me even though I am active.

if we weren't there for you why would we be talking to you right now?