Leonardo Dicaprio Cheers

ILL TAKE SOME COCKTAILS

I’ll take the taxi

ight.

Jk, I would bring punch, but I got thirsty on the way

XD

Oh, and then the driver ran over a mime and I got a free drivers license

ur officially adopted.

Yay! *my first word*

Oh no
You gotta make it wet

Emo_baby: whatever you say daddy

What the fu

;-;

The fu-

Oo

Fine
Then if me and Stella get married, you won’t be my best man like I was gonna make you

no you take that back you little sh*t.

F**K!

Take that back or else

Can I be best girl or somethig?

Fine I'll take it back

Ok

yes. yes we can.

Ok
What

omg! bro!

Hm

*confused screeming*

*muscullar guy walks into room*
Emo_baby: have I intwodused you to ghwbb? I twane him fow the wwe

UMMM

Ghwbbd: *grunt*
Emo_baby: *laughs*

Uhhh. Hi....uhhh. For some reason your child has a specific genetic code....and uhhh....it was either mine....because Im Trooper27's sister, and mine goes far back....but your kid is a wolf. I will go and try best and help him control himself

I guess that makes u my little brother.
:3 helo

Hey dude

Pffft. I can do better then that

*drops kids

XD

Mommy?

yesh child?

I made a new friend, his name is GET IN THE CAR NOW KID!!! *violent noise*

*more confused screeming*

Oh, and here he comes now, he’s going to let me pet his dog

oooh snap...

He wan awaw wen I said my chemaw wowmanse

hol up...

He afwade of me

XD

Aw I sawd was fucc IT wite Now pusy

ummmmmm...

Wat?

i feel like you need to go to rehab

*Growls

wot m8

Its a bad guy

Emo_baby: fine I won’t say shit anymore

Oh goodness gracious

Emo_baby: welp, she’s cool

*Growls

Do vey tank the hiway to hew?

idk

Emo_baby: I a f**kin wolf!

Oh f**k! Your parents are going to f**king kill me

Emo_baby: okay

Emo_baby: a wolf

Oh God. We really cant fix you then. Im going to train you. Ill have to talk to your parents about this. Your going to have to keep your emotions intact and Ill let you know all the things you can do

Emo_baby: what?

Wat is a bab guy?

Someone that kidnaps children, rapes people, or is a robber....

*sings highway to hell*

Emo_baby: wait, for saying shit?

In front of you?

Dont say that word

Emo_baby: will I see you tear a moose apawt?

This might be rated R. Oh well. Dont tell your parents about this. However I am your aunt....Im Trooper27's sister.

*stalks moose
*jumps and rips it to shreads....

Look it has a child! Now you try with the child. Well your not a wolf

Yeah yeah...lets stalk the moose first....

Emo_baby: okay auntie

Good. Now heres some wolf alcohol. Be a good child. Off to your parents.
*winks
*turns back into a human

Emo_baby: *sneezes and turns into wolf*

Awww shit. Your parents are going to be so mad at me....

Now they are gonna be double mad for saying shit. Wow you are a small wolf.

Emo_baby: okay *sneezes and turns human again*

Wow you cant control it can you....
*throws you back onto my back

Lets go back to the party

Emo_baby: okie dokie

Heres your drink

Dont tell your parents anything I did

Emo_baby: yay!

Emo_baby: wonder when mommy will be back

I think now....go find her and dont tell on auntie.

Emo_baby: no I was just f**king born this way

A wolf? Or a curser?

So bat boy fwum deadpoo? Is a bab buy?

idk. probably.

Okay...lets take you to my wolf back
Guys, Im taking your child somewhere

*turns into a wolf
*throws baby emo on my back

Hold on! Dont choke me either

Do you need me to protect your child. Or get Veronica to do it for ya

lol Veronica can handle it... i think?

She'll kill the bad people

Oh, hi Me am emo at 3 yews owd

yey

Hahhaha

XD

I’LL TAKE THE COCK AND LE TAILS

I WILL TAKE THE COCK!

Ok
*hands you one*

*takes it

Thx m8

Np m8

:)

:D

So how tf did y’all meet and get to this and congrats!!

lol i kissed him, he kissed me, i asked if it could be official and he said yes!

Congrats!!!

Wait but he’s got do a face revel... or not

he did.

I personally dont care

We meant at her b-day party

A uhhhh lot of uhhhh kissing

yeah XD

Lol

YESH! >:3

hm