GET ME A DRINCCCCCCCCCC

*drinks*

XD

*drinks them all by one shot*

(Y) S AME

(Z) rthgiuvejnr gthevf

*pulls up chart*

what

Nothing
Just checking for symptoms of alcohol poisoning.

1th

lmao

Yep

1th place

*drinccs*
*Collapse in the floor*

am i actually less drunk than you for once-

See? You're worse than I am. You can't even spell Boi correctly rn.

i wasn't trying to spell boi

*changes into pajamas*
*grabs pillow and tumbles to the floor*
Thank yo-

you're welco-

there is no "boy"
It's boi and only boi.

no u

Fine, I'll sotp.
But I need a ride home.

thank you for not trying to drive drunk I learned not to the hard way lol

I don't drive, I walcc.
And I can't walcc right now.

But I need something. A cab, a train, a friend with a car, something.

No
Buba, I sleep.

*hops on train*

*takes you home*

No! I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

oh boy

bruh

XD

I WANT THE COCK!

bro im thinking about it.

lol ok

XD

lol

*screem*

*gts drunk*

XD

*jumps in a trash can and finds crack*

*confused screeming*

*burns the crack

ight

SPONGGEBOBOY

Wtf I thought you were 1o holy shi-

i am... but im turning 11 tomorrow.

And wot the f- is going on in the chat with you and trooper

which chat?

This chat

lol we were dronc i think.

I got my cock stuck in the toilet ima need some serious help

Ok I’m fine now i got it but I dropped my beer in the toilet *damit*

BUT IVE GOT THE COCK NOW MUHAHHAAHA

WHATTHEFICKETYFACKITYWHICKITYWHACKITYHOTCRISPYKENTUCKYFRIEDF**K?

looooooooooooool

ikr!

*realizes ur 11*

CUZ I AM 11

U heard me

u started it.

*confuzzled screem*

Wait... I’m confused are we playing football with the cock??????

*more cunfuzzled screams* NO U BISH!

I have a question why are we having a kinda horny party????

*the loudest cunfuzzled scream* WHY NOT

hold up how big is ur toilet?

It’s pretty big lol

We have some scissors. . .

...

Rub some butter on it

BECUZ UR PLAYING FOOTBALL WITH A COCK!

Ik your a fing meme rn with the cock thing

ooh hehe

That sounds so wrong

lol ikr.

*blows up world cutely*

Y

XD

F

The cock!!!!!!!!
That sounds wrong

ikr!

Hey you want some cocks?!?

COCCTAILS

No I don't want I only want banana milk

Oh
I like bananananananna milk too

Yesh

BANANANANAANANANANANANANANANAANNANANANAANNANANANANAANNANANANAANANNANANANANA NANI

BANANANNANAANAANANANNANANANANANANANANANNANANANANANANANANAANANANNAANNANAANANNNNANANANNANANANANANAANNANANAN
HEH

NANANANANANANANAI

yes plz

*gives you*