Homer Simpson Hmmmm

my aunt took care of me because of my parent's will and testament.

i was not lying

Well that sucks.

huh?

And Chloe, one more thing... when you know you’re going to have to be off for a while, please tell someone for s vacation. Don’t wait for someone to try and steal your rank.

ok

You're T20, right?

Yessir. Whatchu here for ol’ Johnson

I am interested in joining the Troopers, how might I do that?

I think we are doing one at a week. So, you came at a good time brother. How old r u? Not in a weird way.

lol ok, 16

Very well. Can you hold up here for a sec?

No problem.

1. Have you done “MILITARY ROLE PLAY”?
2. What “MRP” group are you in?
3. Why are you wanting to join?
4. Why should you be chosen?
5: why do you choose to join us?
6. Will you follow IMGFLIP TERMS OF SERVICE?
7. Will you be calling your supervisors SIR or MA’AM?
8. Do you understand you will be kicked for unnecessary behavior?
9. What do you want us to know about u?
READY...SET...TYPE!!!

1. Have you done “MILITARY ROLE PLAY”? - Yes
2. What “MRP” group are you in? - Me, my brothers, my friend, his brothers, and occasionally my grandfather would join in and we all had nerf wars and hung out (prior to corona). There was never an official name for it.
3. Why are you wanting to join? - To become a part of something big.
4. Why should you be chosen? - Because I am a hardened Nerf warrior and have nearly a year of experience on Imgflip.
5: why do you choose to join us? - Because you seem to be a respectable group.
6. Will you follow IMGFLIP TERMS OF SERVICE? - SIR YES SIR!
7. Will you be calling your supervisors SIR or MA’AM? - SIR YES SIR!
8. Do you understand you will be kicked for unnecessary behavior? - SIR YES SIR!
9. What do you want us to know about u? - While I am quite active on weekdays, I am a little less active on the weekends.

Very well. You are
#- 55
rank- private

Dismissed.

Thank you, sir!

Pretty sure she said she lived with her Aunt

I hope she lied. If she lied, that would be a blessing to me.

why would that be a blessing

Cause you would still have a mom and dad.

yea
i wish they were still here
but they're not

So are you still gonna look at me like a nazi saying nothing but shit, or are ya gonna accept me as a person?

. . .

Which means “please don’t look at me like a jerk”

Yo cut it out

You know, you can look at this in a bad way, or you can take time to process what they meant. See, it would have been a blessing because she would still have parents. I wished she lied because I don’t want her to not know how it’s like to have a mom or a dad. I wished she lied because I care about her. So should I cut it out? That’s for god to decide.

you should stop bringing it up maybe.
im not sure if you know, but its extremely painful for an orphan to talk about her dead mom and dad.

Well, ignore me. This was only between me and him. Chloe, I am so sorry.

You know, you never accept me as a person. Why is that you always find a way to misinterpret my words. Reread my comment.

“ I hope she lied. If she lied, that would be a blessing to me.”

the truth you stated was... we’ll, you know. And a lie would be the opposite of your fate. It would be a better way of life for you. So tell me. Do I want you to die? No. I care about you Chloe. Notice you are not the only one with feelings here.

okay

Aight, understandable, we must have misunderstood what u meant

I got that message.

Ok then

Of course, in a good way. I don’t want her parents to have died.

hey I think cayde-6 tried to rape someone

imgflip.com/i/4gjhes?nerp=1601310537#com6133909

wtf

ye

No, she’s not. Her parents died in a fatal car accident. She’s the only one who survived.

yep