memeabe bts

he be getting raped

Wot

*opens gun*

?

Wyt

thats weird

Hey Cayde-6, congratulations

By the order of Trooper05, you have been terminated from the force

bro wh=tf

yeah, i saw, i f**king read the comments

XD

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Leenhulhosn

heh?

XDDDDDDDDDDD

fr what is that?

I don't know I just had a error

hmmm, ok

Btw did you really log in pornhub?

...no

STOP
You sexually harassed Spire and now I am most likely going to be the next victim to be sexually harassed.

what?

You did.
You listen here, dude.
Don't even deny it.
What you did to her was unacceptable and you're probably going to do that to me too and the others.

listen here.

i
am
not
going
to
do
it
again
especially
if
i
get
unterminated
because
i
am
not
risking
it
again
.

Hopefully, you don't, but I refuse to believe that, dude.

ok duderino, we'll see

I'm a fricking female.

and?

idc

like i would do that to you, pfft-

Hmmmmmmmm
Thankfully, you're terminated from the force,lol.

we'll see, also btw, you better be lucky i left the troopers an decided to join back yesterday, if i hadnt left at all, you would be terminated

Really?

yes, i was BGen before i left

Oh, ok!

so really you better be lucky im not anymore

Ok? XD

what? i said it earlier because i wan to see how bad your punishments will be

I don't care if you like porn
I won't punish you cause I can't punish people TvT

what would you punish me for?

Incest or you rape someone
But how am I going to punish eiht

Me who was about to be the incest ship in the family
I almost got adopted by puppy but me and t43 were in a ship that time so there was almost an incest

Lol

stop

get married!!!

I'm gonna ask your dad fisrui

We're getting married tomorrow

What’s up son?

Who is trying to rape who?

what must i tell u? (i got a gf XD)

Everything. I don’t care how bad it is, tell me. Everything

about what?

This rape shit stuff.

okey... emm, so cayde joked about sleeping with Nctzen-2016 then arctic_creeper started going crazy

oh, and emmmm, fg adopted me

Ain’t I already your parent??? We never married.

well yes, but u said u were leaving imgflip

Does it look like I’m dead to you?

Hey, I’ve heard you’ve found yourself a lady. Who is she?

emm, idk, lol jk, no XD

sooo... what happens now?

lol, laceyrobbins1

May I see her?

emm... im not sure how to post a link

You use android or apple?

HP pc

just copy and paste laceyrobbins1 into the imgflip search thing

Uh
Do you think me and your dad should get married or just stay single

That last one about does it look like I'm dead to you? One made me laugh
I'm sorry about laughing

Nah it’s fine. When you get covid twice, it doesn’t really seem rude.

Oh
My mother would actually spray disinfectant spray on you cause that's what almost happened to me

Hahaha.

She has like 100 masks
While I don't even go out she also doesn't go out

Hahaha.
Hey, My grandfather heard alcohol helps disinfect a cut, so he made me drink beer once. XD

Do you like tears?

I mean, my dad has made me cry in public so many times, I lost my dignity. So, sure. I guess I like tears.

If I cry my parents will be like why are you crying then get them slippers and next thing you know crying myself to sleep

???

Is something wrong?

Well do you wanna get married?
I've asked all the kids

If you want to.

Man I'm going to ask a few more people

About what? The marriage?

Yeah I asked emo boy

Okay, so, what’d he say?

He said this

If you truly desire. When I got a girlfriend (irl) they broke up with me 3 weeks in the relationship and for now reason. So make sure that you are honest and you never abandon them 😭

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😭😢😥😭😢😥😢😭😢😥😢😭😢😥😢😭😢
No wonder he is emo.

nice to meet you father

I mean, I’m pretty sure we met. *awkward silence remembering earlier today*

yeah...you got my back?

I’m sorry. I really am. I couldn’t put up a plan. I was still taking evidence, and BOOM! I checked on the trooper bros. stream. Sure enough, there was a image saying you got terminated.

bullshit

Yeah. I am so sorry.

He

dad, come on

Hey, I tried. I am sorry. Life gives you shit, you gotta work with it. I see you’re already helping yourself. It seems you already did what you had to. Now, wait for the boss to say what goes.

oh come on father...

Heuh?

Yye

I think he should try and do it on his own. I want to see what he did wrong, and how he replies back.

Who are you talking about?

Cayde. People said he tried to rape. I wanna see how he works with this.

Oh cayde I don't know

help me

For what

But now he has a gf in imgflip
Ye

That’s something nice to hear. So, have you made your mind?

Y e s

So what is it?

A y e s
Y e s

Yay. When we gonna start the wedding? I’m thinking Wednesday. That’s my day off.

Wednesday at what time
It's gonna be confusing since we live in a different timee

Let’s say 10 am mountain time.

I need to search

Me too.

It's 9:30 pm for me in that time

Okaaaay, let’s make it 8 am mountain time. Just so you can get a little bit more shut eye.

Oh oki

You want to make a private one? Or just public?

Let's make it public

Okay then. Let’s make it public

I made the image

Thanks.

Is T24 stalking us???

I don’t think so.

No problem UwU

Probably cause right after I finished making the image he's like simp

I kinda expected that to happen.

stop what?

watching me

emmmmm... wdym?

look, arent you my big brother? so you're supposed to be protecting me?

emmm, yes?

you dont look like it

Boy, you better tell me what is going on...

bruh, chill.

no, im going to get kicked out the freaking troopers if i cant stop arctic creeper

ohhh... why must u stop him? and stop him from doing what?

i just joined the troopers and if he tells them im getting terminated

tell them what?

you already read it all...

oh, did he say he is going to tell them?

YES

okey, i will try to speak to him

ok

XD

I might as well kill/abandon you

oh, well, guss im not doing my plan then...

guess*

Excuse me what the actual nani

ummmm...nothing......you heard nothing....*slowly starts walking backwards*

You we're going to rape her!?!!?

Who is raping who?

.

ummmmmmmmmmmm

I'M TELLING

who?

What the actual F**K

nothing

I told church on discord

Yeah I'm here

bro

what

why is everyone up my ass every f**king thing i go***mn type, i f**king hate this bullshit

... bruh

why is everyone up my ass every f**king thing i go***mn type, i f**king hate this bullshit

YOU WERE WHAT???!!!!

nothing...

No I was looking at Fg_bts's comments and then I found this lol

you better not tell anyone else

Nah, you're not my boss. I can tell anyone.

bro

Hey, just so you know... he was joking. He never meant it.

what

stop

why

please?

nah

bro, why you gotta be like this?

I'm stubborn

oh, come on

you shouldn't have been doing that anyways

don't worry all I'm going to tell are the troopers.

HEY, no im already on 2 strikes

bro, leave him the f**k alone

bro, stop

dude you were trying to rape someone that's not okay

its not ok that i just joined the troopers and am about to get freaking terinated in less than a day

terminated*

Yeah so? You tried to rape someone. And ofc I would tell the troopers, I'm one of them.

dude.stop.please

I told you, I'm stubborn. No point stopping me here.

come ON, how about a deal?

I don't do deals, tbh.

dont tell them...if you do...you will start a civil war...

I've always wanted to do that.

do what?

Start a war. I've wanted to do that with the lotr fans because I think hp is better, ya see?

lol

you're not getting a civil war if you tell them

Yeah I don't really care, they aren't the ones I want to start a war with anyways.

bro, come on, there must be SOMETHING i can do?

nope.

oh, well shit, you're too slow

I saw church's comment, congrats.

im f**king tired of this

good, I don't want to keep talking. I'm in the middle of a google meet and I really need to pay attention.

cool, i dont give a shit

cool, i dont give a 2 f**ks

Wow, we sure agree a lot.

go away, let me die slowly

ok, I won't reply to your next comment, since you want me to leave you alone.

Yo wut

Cayde-6 was planning to rape Fg...

he was trying to rape Nctzen-2016.

MY INFO GOT MESSED UP

ye

da heeeeeyyyyyyyy

ye

I will talk to him. Me and him, tight as fuk.

Good luck!

Me?
No, it was nct zen-2016

OH SORRY

If he tried to do it to me lol he can't cause I have skills up my hands

Neato

XD

So you found my link?

Well you gave the link didn’t you???

I just thought you were offline lol

Hey, you adopted my boy?

Who?

Oh yeah I did he said if you want to so I adopted him

I don’t get it. Is it gonna be like a married kinda thing? Or a divorced kinda thing?

What is going on pls explain I'm confused
About divorced marrainjdoskccuu

So, we are both his parents now. Is that correct?

What do you mean

Oh yeah
: >

We’re both his parents. Do you agree?

I agree
Btw did you congratulate winter boi for finding a ship?

So, we gonna get married? Or are we gonna stay single?
I’ve heard he found himself a lady, but I haven’t talked to them yet. Thanks for reminding me.

Boi was going to rape my daughter

i was joking

Ummmm
Sute

it was

*_*

i promise, if it wasnt sister wouldnt tell you it was

Stop spamming my notifications

are you mad at me?

Sotp spamming

*whimpers* yes mother

Boi is terminated from the Troopers.

Ohhhhhh, hell jid

Ye.

I can't give him a whooping his dad ain't soooooooo were not gonna help unless it's the trooper bros

Yeah.

Go lecture him.

I'm 10 how am I supposed to lecture him

Never mind.

I have a feeling it won't work out

Just because were his parents doesn’t mean we have to marry. We could if we want. But we really don’t need to.

Is he active