This is purely for entertainment purposes

I already know you wanna smash her but would you smash her in front of your entire school

I uh... I uhhhh... no.. not in public... private? The hell yeah

Would you smash her in front of your school yes or no

Ummm, no? Wait... yes? Idfk, I'm conflicted

Hm?

I'm guessing you wouldn't

You know what... f**k it. Yes I would smash her in front of my school

Ooo

Ngl if she was a imgflip user I would use my pickup line on her

Lol

what pickup line?

All it took was three bottles of beer to figure out how to torture you

NOT LITERALLY

you don't want her to?

Can we change the freaking subject before I get too turned on?

You have tortured me too many damn times this is revenge

ô-ô

Lol

Well. I do want her to

No...

Lol and same

She's too hot

F**K IM TURNED ON BY HER NOW

Same

Interesting choice for the first word...

REEEEE

sotp

*realizes you haven't replied to my comment* Yesssssss

Nononono, pls...

AAAAAA

Its all black...

Never the f**k mind

WHY

Pls... I'm too turned on

Same

Last one I promise

Did I win?

*stops coding a bot that will spam images of her every time you comment* hmm? yeah, sure.

*yogurts* F**K!

Oh no

what the go***mn hell

I do wonder tho... What would one more do?

AHHHHH

Nononono

Don't worry I'm not gonna

You're bluffing

*sighs in relief* Why is she so f**king hot tho

*inhales tea* Nah

NO I'M TURNED ON

*a wild boner appears*

Wym

U just HAD to remind him

... fml

Now I'm f**king turned on, thanks a lot

You think I'm not turned on rn? I am turned on

Aaaaaa

Reeeee

She's too f**king hot

Ikr

AHHHHH THE WILD BONERRRR

Ikr, its too powerful

Ytf did i choose that template?

Whyyyyy

Wdym...

WHY MUST The wild boner appear

IDFK IT JUST DOES

F**k, now I need to masturbate

Ikr

I'm horny now

Same... fml..

But its.a good night ngl

Sight*

Definitely

Ima start watching RvB

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Aight, imma try not to get horny further by that girl

If I was my genderbend hell yes

Oh... i would f**kin hot af

Ok that I would do as either gender to her ngl

ok I have to stop

Same here

Ur getting turned on by her rn?

you people are weird

No shit sherlock get with the news

I feel out of place because I'm not at all impressed by that girl

Not your type?

You're not into RvB so it makes sense

Mhm

Yes

*looks back at her pic*
F**k... I'm getting turned on now

freaking help I'm already turned on

Me rn:

I S A I D F O R G E T I T

N O

T E L L M E

F R E A K I N F O R G E T I T

N O

T E L L M E

F O R G E T I T

WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME SAYING I WOULD F**K THE GIRL IN THE PICTURE CUZ SHE WAS HOT?

Perhaps

ngl she even got ME turned on

send help

She's immensely hot... she turns me on pretty damn quick

She sure is
same
if I was my genderbend I would smash her ngl

69/42 would hit her with the Pilot pickup line

69 lol

Would do that too to her

"69" *Lenny*

truth...

Wdym

Never the hell mind

T E L L M E

Nu

W H A T W E R E Y O U T R Y I N G T O S A Y

I-

F O R G E T I T

J U S T S P I T I T O U T

I W A N T T O K N OW

Agh she's to f**king hot...

Help...

you people need to chill

we're aware

JEEZ

...

Help me... I actually need to m********e now because of her... she's too damn hot...

same and agreed...

Aghhh... whyyyy

TAKE A MINUTE TO REFLECT ON WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
YOU'RE BEING CREEPY

Get with the program bro

idk...

what I mean is
It's not gonna be long before I die
not long at all

STOP

My duderino... what do you not understand... I've been weird for a very long f**kin time

WELL STOP
I'M GONNA END UP GETTING IN TROUBLE BECAUSE PEOPLE THINK I'M SAYING THIS

Umm, why are you even here... replying to this comment... in the first place if u know ur gonna get in trouble

IT'S IN MY NOTIFICATIONS
I'M GONNA GET IN TROUBLE WHETHER OR NOT I CLICK IT BECAUSE 𝘠𝘖𝘜 ARE BEING CREEPY

Why not just disable: *also commented on*

turning off that setting makes me feel physical pain

Just do it. And boom, problem solved, I get to have my weird conversations, and you won't get on trouble

Y? U stalcc r sum'?

I'M PROBABLY ALREADY IN TROUBLE THANKS TO YOU BEING CREEPS

Wtf happened here?

But it can prevent the other times it happens...

THIS IS WHY I'M IN THERAPY
YOU GUYS KEEP BEING WEIRD AND THEN EVERYONE THINKS ITS ME

Bruh chill

Just f**king turn off that setting

JUST TURN OFV THE F**KIN SETTING IT'S NOT THAT DIFFICULT

I JUST CAN'T
EVEN IF I DO WHAT'S THE POINT???
I'M GONNA BE GROUNDED TIL I DIE
which at this point isn't in a long time

... wdym it isn't in a long time...

JUST TURN OFF THE DAMN SETTING, ITS LITERALLY ONE CLICK

THERE'S NO POINT IN TURNING OFF THE SETTING BY NOW
ALSO I'D APPRECIATIVE IF YOU DON'T SWEAR AND MAKE IT EVEN WORSE

*inhales* if this happens... ever again. And you ask for me to shut it, before you get in trouble. I'm just gonna say: you could've ended this with just one click.

I. COULD. NOT. HAVE. "ENDED IT WITH ONE CLICK"
DO YOU REALLY NOT UNDERSTAND

*inhales* you could have just pressed the "commented also" setting to be off, and the next time conversations like this happens, you won't be bothered. I'm not talking about trynna save you from what has been done here, I'm trynna talk about saving you from all the other times it will happen

THE "OTHER TIMES" WON'T MATTER
THIS ALONE HAS RUINED MY LIFE

*inhales tea* you should have expected this coming onto a: smash or pass image

HOW WOULD I "EXPECT" YOU TO SAY THIS ABOUT SOME RANDOM GIRL YOU'LL NEVER MEET???
I DIDN'T THINK YOU WOULD BE THIS BAD

*inhales tea* Dafuq did you expect... as if I haven't made it obvious long ago before this image: I'm not that innocent

how would I know you'd say "Help me... I actually need to m********e now because of her... she's too damn hot..."
???

You should have expected it... based on all your past experiences with me... and btw, don't end ur life because of this. I've had to put up with crap like what ur going through for several years, you're only on ur what... first month?

If you mean the suicidal thoughts
It's been there since I was 7
if not then please explain what you mean

I've been putting up with that stuff since I was 8, and I'm what... 2 years or something older than you?

For you 7...

For me 9...

about one year
depends when your birthday is
and... how old you are

12-14 age range, not confirming it

uhh
ok then

but this isn't a competition for who's suffered longer

My point is: Dont end ur life my duderino... I've lasted somewhat longer than you have.

And if I made it thru this crap... then you should be able too

I barely made it through anything
one reason I didn't die a while ago is because after thinking hard I decided life, no matter how bad it is is still slightly better than an infinite and cold darkness

I don't actually want to die
I just wish the pain would end
but that seems impossible

I do
Same
Because it is

THIS EXACT THING, MY SCHOOL AND PARENTS THINKING 𝘐'𝘔 THE ONE SAYING THIS WEIRD STUFF IS WHAT GOT ME IN TROUBLE

I'm just not sure if it was... destinded....

I mean we both started having feelings for each other around the same time... and we both have similar personalities...
I just don't know if we could be...

well.....

I'd kinda be surprised if I found my soulmate through a meme site ngl

but idk
maybe

I would too but...
It is possible...

i guess so...

Great now I'm embarrassed...

why?

WELL THEN JUST DON'T COMMENT ON THIS KIMDA IMAGE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE

I literally just made a joke on here
I never thought you guys would be so creepy

This whole thinking we might be soulmates... I'm embarrassed at the thought...

5 years ago:
Untrue

4 years ago:
again, untrue

3 years ago:
Still, untrue

2 years ago:
Continues to be untrue

Last year:
Not a single bit of truth

This year:
Same as last year




Even through the pain, I learned to love. You were the one who taught me. I love you. Believe it or not, I love you.

I love you too

I'm glad I've made a positive impact on someone's life
you're the first person I really care about
without you It'd like I don't exist

wtf do you mean "it's not gonna be long at all"...

WHAT PART OF THAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND

I don't understand a single bit of it

=-=

I'm not exactly in the mood for your sarcasm
unless you really are that stupid
which wouldn't be surprising

*physical pain* ...

Don't tell me you're gonna...

...

Whoa you solved the mystery congrats

Please don't...

F*** it. If you do, I do. I live for you. Without you, I'd be worthless if I'm already not.

That stings

I don't want to face the consequences that'll come if I don't
that's the main reason I want to
If you really do it then we'll both end up in the darkness
forever
alone

i know for a fact you don't really want to die
it's the same thing as most people
you just want a happy life
a normal and happy life
but of course that'll never happen
because you only get one life to live

You're the first person I've genuinely cared about, the person I learned to love. I never thought it would be possible, and I remember when we fought before where we are now and when you doubted I cared. Times have changed. Without you I wouldn't exist at all. I'll love you 'til the end, if you'll let me. (God that last sentence sounds cheesy...)

You are too
I've never felt this way about anyone

(ok im starting to sound like aussie_melon_)

(yes that last line was a bit cheesy)

Tee hee

I'm already alone, shut in an unsettling blackness that is supposed to be my mind and soul. I'll go blind anyway. Who cares, you? I don't even know you. Church, Flamy, Tiffla? They don't know me either. Why live, only to die in less than 7 years? Not worth it. Why am I even still here? How am I not dead? I question myself every day, as I have for years. Years go by my life becomes less and less pleasing. You gone would make things worse. Who even am I?

I ask myself the same thing
we don't know each other and we don't these people on imgflip that we consider "friends"
they're just a lame excuse of a "friend"
You're a lame excuse of a "girlfriend" and I'm a lame excuse of a "boyfriend"

I should've never even been born. My parents were right to say that. My grandfather was right to threaten to kill me, but why he didn't kill me? As said "the weight of the air is torture", "don't know who I am anymore". Why do I love you, why do I love the people I spend time with knowing they're going to die before or after me, to suffer pain and pain only? I tried happiness, why I'm an addict. I tried to stop the pain, which is why I cut. I tried to get away, which is why i tried to hang myself. I tried giving up, which is why I tried to cut my neck and chest open. I regret my choice of living, as I have for years. I should have ended my life when I had the chance, 13 years ago. I'm worthless, as everyone I really know says.

My brain doesn't know what emotion to feel after reading this

I do, because life is worthless, and all there is to it is suffering no matter what you try. I gave up on happiness because it doesn't exist, it's just a fairytale.

Can relate
I really used to have goals and dreams
I used to think life would be just fine
that was before I was hit with reality

(Ah yes que the late response)

I've also never felt this way about anyone...

I never thought I would honestly

People say "You'll find happiness", I won't because it's a fairytale. A lie. People say "You'll be okay", but what does that mean? Surviving, but only feeling pain? Or things will be okay after death, because the suffering has ended? People say "things will get better". But isnot getting "better" just dying?

I've heard nearly the exact same things
and it never comes true
4 years ago
didn't come true
3 years ago
didn't come true
2 years ago
didn't come true
last year
didn't come true
before then no one even at least pretended to care

But I must admit that even though this year hasn't been near good
it's been just a little bit better
because of you

When I was 8 or sum' I thought maybe, but my thoughts changed when I was 9. My question in life right now is...
(Agh idk how to word this...)
are we... soulmates?

There are around 7.8 Billion people on earth
so it's not a very high chance
I was thinking the same thing
but
ehh

I would

F**K YOU NOW I'M TURNED ON BY THIS

UHM

In case ya hadn't noticed I'm bisexual

SEND HELP

Same

No shit =_=

ive noticed lol

HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP

lol are you not shipped yet?

I am shipped :I

W A I T -

What???

...nvm

I sent you help
Your welcome

XD

Same here
I'm bi!!!!
I flirt with both men and women!

Kat: Pass because she can't drive

xD

Boi

B O I

Dude, there's nothing wrong with spire thinking that wom an is attractive

i never said there was : /

It sure seemed like it

well i'm sorry that it did it was not meant to be taken like that

*attractive* is one way to put it...

She's hot

Yep...

AHHHHHH

Soto

Dpya

?

Code for sotp

O

She's hot
Too hot

Same