JK SUCKAS ITZ NOW!

Ikr?

At least it's not a full moon. Then it would be crazy.

Yeah. Or the wolf moon. Thats actually a thing. It in January

Oh. Well during a full moon I'll go crazy.

Oof

I actually know how to control myself but problem is most people don't like werewolves

Yeah, same. My friends are Vampires. However I made an alliance with them

k

bro nu kidding

Is tonight a full moon?

ummm... lemme check.

k

ight.

no

good

ikr. wait! ur a werewolf arent you! i knew it!

....

Wait is that a problem

nooooo...

ok

Are you going to reply to my comment or what

Who

stellar

Oh

Idk

sure

So how did you know

UR PATRONUS IS A WOLF AND THE BOGGART WAS A MOON!

My patronus is an otter and my boggart is a dementor....

nu theyre not!

*double checks my pottermore account* yes they are

XD

What?

mY pATroNUs iS a FrIcKInG otTEr bOi

Why aren't you replying to my comments for goodness sake

sorry i am having droncc convo rn.

Well then just reply to my comments! It's annoying! What were we talking about again?

idk

oh.

ye

So now what

idk lol

:/

Whats wrong with werewolves

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Nonono, calm down

nu

Yes

IKR 😅

WHY DO YOU ISNIST ON MAKING ME HORNY

I’m not really into trains, but that’s a sexy train

right?

Cuz, you can't make me horny... as far as I know, so why not exploit this.

BRUH

So yeah

ngl would smash

*hands it to T27* uhhh, I won't be eating that popcorn. *goes to make another*

*yogurts on all the popcorn*

Ok
Make sure Trainwatcher doesn’t yogurt in it

*throws away the popcorn* *opens a bottle of beer and chugs it* how much f**king yogurt are you gonna dispense. Cuz that's... thats a lot already

*looks at you like you're next*

*tackles you out of the way so we don’t get yogurt on*

*confused* the f**k are you trynna say?

nvm

Can I have one

*opens a bottle of beer* For f**ks sake *Wipes the yogurt off the table*

*fuccs the table*

He’s fuccking the table you’re at

*inhales beer and gets drunk*... ngl... that red spartan... is lookin fly

Ikr
Are you drunk or DRONCC

Yay

Fine she's actually really hot... you got me

She is
He got me too

*inhales tea* no...

imgflip.com/i/4g9f48
Where’d you get the tea

*inhales*

Well no cuz of public embarrassment, but private? Yes

I 100% agree

what if your only chance to smash her would be in front of 40,000 people

Umm... flip a coin?

How would that help

lol

No... she's a lady, supposed to be treated with respect and dignity. She's not supposed to be gawked at like a zoo animal.

What is going on

Oooooooo

you certainly did a lot of gawking

Still... she's a lady

that's what she wants you to think
and there are some pretty inappropriate results that came up

I'm using my personal phone

Bruh stop I get weird when I'm drunk and horny

Hmmm, T27 is trying his best to try and get me horny. (See comment below)

Ok then
Bet ya can’t get me horny boi

I'm serious you do not want to get me horny AND drunk

Oh no
He yogurted again

Someone’s trying to take advantage

Nah fam lol

...

Ok then

Lol

*thinks* but what if...

Oh no
👇

Oh god

*yogurts on the popcorn*

I want some

...

im drunk dont judge

*inhales beer* ok, for real. That girl is actually hot.

did i just figure out what makes you horny

She is
She’s really hot

I uh...

Just got horny

answer me, turtle

*scratches back of my head* Umm

ANSWER ME

Is there... any other spartan?

I just googled "red spartan" and clicked images, there were a bunch of relateds
https://www.google.com/search?q=red+spartan&tbm=isch&hl=en&hl=en&tbs=rimg%3ACQ7y7wqkmlggYSD16l2_1E1dx&rlz=1CAUIGY_enUS919US919&sa=X&ved=0CBsQuIIBahcKEwiA_8jty4TsAhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQBw&biw=1310&bih=665&safe=active&ssui=on

You want more

I'm gonna need to go before I get too turned on

smash or pass?

Pa- *stutters* Smash...

would you smash her in front of 40,000 people

SAMEEEWWW

But two can play that game

Spam trains at him
Yaaaa

Spam him with female trains from Thomas and friends

Ha, you only have one picture of a spartan... i have multiple pictures of F40s

Lol

I will figure out who she is and send you more pics

*thinks* interesting

will you stop spamming F40PHs if I tell you her name

I know her name already, all it took was one post from reddit...

,y school blocked reddit

Tell me on one of my OLDER memes

How bout this

She looks fine but [image]

Hehe

What’s your type then

LOL LOOK AT THE REPLIES TO THIS COMMENT XDD

*thinks* im not sayin

*thinks* ok

Nah, I'm not gonna try and get you horny

Ok bet
Gimme your best

DRONCC

It supposed to mean: 50/50

Oh
Well then same
As long as it’s like 1 way glass, where they see us and we can’t see them, it would be fine

I’m already drunk

bro

what

LETS BE DRONCCCCC BUDDIES

YES DRONC

ME YOU AND STELLAR ARE DRONC BUDDIES

YYYEEAH! DRONC BOIS!

YEEEEEEE

LITERALLY EVERYTHING! *hands beer*

YAY!!!!

WOOHOO! DRONC BOIS 4EVA!

YAY

YEEEAH!

*DRINKS WAY TOO MUCH*
i need to go eat lunch now

k byee