Y'all Got Any More Of That

Where’s the go***amn bar

Ok
*buys everything and chugs it all*
Holy FUCCK that was good

Since these drunk people cant drive and cant walk, lets get the white van

OK
*stumbles towards van

Come in

*trips trying to step in
I got this
*continues to fail*

YEEEAH!

WOOOOOOOOOOO

WHAT IS UR FUQIN IDEA?

I NEED A WEAPON

No weapons. Lets all get in the van

*puts a pistol at your head

Now, lets all go to my mansion. You guys can sleep there and you guys can get your hangover fixed

I don’t wanna go

Dont look at the eyes

I thought you said no weapon

I can have a weapon. Get in the van

Okay, well Im going to post my mansion at the middle school stream

Ok
I MIIIIiiight or might not be there

*HANDS BAZOOKA

Me

No no no, *takes the bazooka

Children cant have weapons

Oh
You remember last party when I shot the ceiling

Yes, my back literally has been hurting since then

Oof
That sucks
How did that dirt come out

I had to get a surgery for the dirt

That sux
I had to get surgery for the cocaine

YEY WAIT SQUADRON WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE IT! NOT YOU! *SLAPPS YOU*

Ow

Fight me

*punches you

WHITE VANS FOREVER!

https://imgflip.com/i/4g6sfq

Rest

*kicks you* pick on someone ur own size

Aye mate

No no no! Dont die!
*Gives you an injection....
Hopefully this will work, Im sorry that this happened.

Your a werewolf now

Nono
Church doesn’t deserve to go down like this either
Give him some

(Aftermath) As the dust settles, only ruin is seen across the entire party house. Nothing is left standing. *a ghostly apparition enters the frame, Church's voice can be heard emitting from it*

Church: Every. Single. F**king. Time. I. Enter. These. Parties. I. Always. Blow. Up.

That sucks
*coughs up some blood*

*gives you an injection

Now you have healing capabilities
However your a wolf

I always get really DRUNCC
AND get in some sort pf fight/havoc that ends up with an explosion

Bitch please *upholsters pistol and quickly shoots out both your kneecaps*

*uses armor locki

Agh! *activates resistors and uses an EMP disabling your armor lock* *shoots both out of your kneecaps*

*falls to ground but also pounds it with gravity hammer and launches you*

Boys boys....we all know I can destroy you in seconds

*flies across the room and hits a wall* Agh!

*slowly stands up and randomly pulls out spartan laser and shoots ceiling above you*

Starts growling again but in human form

*Whistles

Wolves get over here!

Oh
Hi doggos

I'm an a.i I don't have balls

Oh
I don’t know how to attack a A.I.
I’ll just wait till you break

*dives out of the way* let's make this quick. *Activates armor's self destruct, which causes a nuclear explosion.* I hate doing this *runs at you at 35kph*

AH SHI-KABOOOOOOOM

Oh no

*flips you over my back.
*punches you

He slapped me!

*shoots bottle, shattering it* *kicks you in the chest*

F**k you! (Kidding)
Dang it
*starts shaking starts turning into a wolf

This was supposed to be a secret! Ive been experiencing with myself

SHIT! *upholsters sniper and unloads an entire magazine into your skull*

*Growls

*Jumps on you
*3 more wolves get one you
*bite you

*backs away reloading*

*Growls... we surrounded you

Well... *ignites energy sword* fight me

*takes out gravity hammer*
I’ll fight you

*whimpers

*backs up*

*Turns back into human
*wounds heal

I know Martial Arts and ju jitsu

*grabs and slams you to the ground* So?

*comes up from behind and kicks you in balls*

*Wolf jumps on top of you
*Gun clicks

F**k! *reloads* *punches wolf off of me*

*Kicks you in the face
*throws a beer bottle at you

Sir, you’re drunk. Go home.

YAAAAA HOOOOO

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN! NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU! NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY! NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE! NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU!

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry

*kills lesbian murder hornet that was singing*

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry

*hops in* PARTY BUS!

*pigeon noises intensifies*

YEAH! *penguin noises start*

*Transgender Giraffe noises start*

*gay beaver noises*

* gay male crocodile noises*

*lesbian housefly noises intensify*

*lesbian murder hornet that I brought starts to sing*
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry

https://i.imgflip.com/4g6qd7.jpg

SameWWWW my guy

https://imgflip.com/i/4g6sfq
Rest

DRONKDRONKDRONKDRONKDRONKDRONKDRONKDRONKDRONKDRONK

*RANDOMLY SLAPS YOU THEN STARTS TO DANCE *

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*starts to dance with you*

YEAHHH!

Hey
I have an ideA

OK! SORRY!

Ok sORry what

WAT

WHERE’S THE SECRET WEAPON SUPLY HERE

RIGHT HERE! *OPENS UP DINGY CABNIET W/ NO LOCK WHATSOEVER*

Oh boooooi
*reaches out to grab rpg*

*Saves you
Gives you an injection.

Your a wolf now

Ok

IDK

oK

I HANDED YOU A FLIPPIN BAZOOKA AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?!?! BY GRABBING A RPG?!?! *SLAPS YOU*

I LOVE IT WHEN YOU SLAP ME
AND I WAS REACHING FOR IT BEFORE YOU GAVE IT TO ME

YE

Ik

Lol