Random roleplay stuff

oh yes the TNT Yeeter

Yee

you have seen the video? i think lazarbeam did it, or Mr.beats, i cant remember...

I think so

it was hilarious

Church: Yo whatsup

Me: Hi

Church: Ello!

Me: Sooooooo...

Church: Yes?

Me: I don't know

Church:

Me: *inhales, triggered*

Church: *hoodies turns Aqua* just asking lass lol

Me: :I

Heh

Boi

Kitten: *purrs louder*

All of my(uh... ) former selves(?) except Kitten: *blinks and shares a thought of "what the go***amn hell?"*

Bart: hehe, apt
Flamy: holy f u c c

All of my former selves except Kitten: Nani?
Me: ????
Kitten: *tilts head slightly confused*

Flamy: fucc, he's flirting
Bart: boi-

Me and everyone except Kitten *thinks: "the hell?"

Kitten: *silent*

Flamy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Bart: boi I oughtta -

Tiffla and Tucker: kissed each other and loved each other
Holly: I ship them- Tiffla and Tucker would be the perfect ship
Church to Holly: Wym?
Holly: They both say Bow Chika Bow Wow and have so much in common and know how to love each other
Church: Ok den
Spire to Holly: OMG
Church to Spire: Mhm

Flzmy: mmm

Flamy: ........ So, Holly ships Tifflamemez and Tucker?
Hmmmmmmmm
Church to Flamy: You better believe it. She ships Tiffla and Tucker, SMH.
Tucker to Church: I ship both Tiffla and Tucker as a couple
Tiffla to Tucker and Holly: But, I don't ship most people, tbh.
Flamy to Church: Indeed
Church: Mhm
Spire to Tucker: And stop saying that phrase, Bow Chika Bow Wow. That makes you look like a childish loser
Tucker to Spire: Say what? Church and Tiffla also loved that phrase. That what it attracts people to them at parties and gatherings.
Spire: That's it. I'm getting my gun. Time for a weapon, Tucker.

Flamy: E

Me: *blinks slowly*

Kitten: *purrs in amusement*

The rest of my personalities: *silent*

Bart: wh-why are you p-purring
Flamy: flirt 100
Bart: boi

Church: What the fu-

Flamy: hahalenny to brrrrrrr

Flamy: *lenny* sHiP
Bart: oh, oh, OH BOI

Church: Wat??

MS: Ooh does someone have a crush?~

Literally all of my versions except MS: *silent*

Bart: uhm, n-no
Flamy: sHiP

Church: ...

Flamy: E

Wot* not apt tf

Kitten: *shy afffff*

Me: I ship

MOOOOOOOOOTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DUDE

THERE'S A F**KIN MOTH IN HEEEREEEE

Love chill out-

XD

🤣🤣🤣🤣

*insert Lenny*

Oh shut it you

Kiss

Boi

Bruh

Wot

Miss ur bf

How bout nuuuuu

E

*saddo*

Hey nu

Dew ut

was it really necessary for you to say that tho

(I'm a yandere.)

You're weird

I'm aware.

To answer your question, NO.

hmmmmmmmm

then 𝘐 will

???

I'm thinking of ways to make you horny hold on

You're mine and only mine

Ehehehe~

I'll never let you forget ♡

...

Is this really necessary?

Yes

♡

uhh...

i feel like you're trying to turn me on

You'll only be mine... senpai...

Ehehehehe...

Are you actually trying to tho

uhhhh

Yes actually

uhhhh

y tho

Teehee

Kiss hiiiim

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DO ITTTT

AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHH

DEW ITTT

Nuuuuuuuuuuuu

what did you just call me

XD

Love

ohh ok
uhh
bye

wot? It's black for meh

Bart: *silent*
Me: I know it's an alternate universe. So I dont

Kitten and me: *exchanges a glance*

Me: shit...

MOOOOOOOOTTTTTTHHHHHHHH

Me: Since it's an alternate universe... *mischievous facial expression*

Me: what r u thinking?

Me: Ehehe~

Me: OH

Fucc

Me: ...??????

Me: r u seriously

Me: oh, I thought you were gonna friccing kiss me. Or some Alabama shit

Me: This is an alternate universe but HELL NOOOOOO

Me: *grabs a gun* house invasion, maybe a little rape

Me: That actually sounds fun ngl

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEAAASSSSSE DOOOOOONT
at least no rape?

Y notttt

Boi

Bruh

Rape is fun

please no
at least not on an image I commented on

you imgflip people talking about rape is what got me grounded

Me: help yeah
Bart: 0_0

Me: *evil laughter*

Kitten: The hecc is wrong with these two...

Me: MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bart: I dunno

Me: *sigh of relief*
Bart: *si t thiccly*

Me: I was thinking about my ocs committin' crimes xD

Me: I was thinking of......

ALABAAAAMMMMMAAAAAAAA

Lol

Hell to the nu

Boi nu

Me: ...?

(I made this place an alternate universe so whatever happens in that universe is not usually what happens normally)

Kitten: ...*blushing a tiny bit more*

in that case



HEY GUYS WANNA SEE MY FURRY DICK

dude

Yes

Yes sir

YEAH

OK HERE GOES

THANK

~nah, do real world~

(Nu cuz the real world Jack and Kitten are dating)

well in this world I'm furry ben shapiro

In this world I am ur daddy

yes

I am a gay non binary furry named borb

E

EEEEEEEEEEE

WTF-

i didnt miss it yay

;-;

You saw it yesterday?

Yummy

UMMMMMMMM

I did a face reveal you missed it ha

Nu

Hahahahahah

I am bisexual gay straight Guatemalan furry non binary chicken bear

Nice

~exactly. Heartbreak is awesome ~

(Ok no. No it ain't, not even in rp.)

~I like seeing my ocs get shut down~

(Y tho)

~well, personas. Still. Because it's like real life IN A SENSE. ~

(If ya say it like that...)

~yes. Now real world time~

(Nu. Also, I want to dieeeeeee~)

~come on, I don't like dreams coming true~

Yyyyeeeeeesssssssss?

All of my ocs that I'll never use again: hola

Holly(whom I never use because it reminds me of my old asshole self): Hi bitches

Me: Woah pal let's CALM THE F**K DOWN

Holly: No

Me: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE BITCH *knocks her to the ground heartlessly*

F lamy: 0-0

Holly: *completely ignores* F**K YOU YOU COCK-SUCKING C**T

Me: THAT'S IT *picks Holly up and throws her against a wall, making blood flow out of her mouth* *in a low-pitched whisper* Try it again and I'll kill you

Flamy: wow, you are extremely over exaggerated

Me: Eh, I've seen people kill for less *shrugs*

(E)
Bart: uhhhhhhhhh hi?
Flamy: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(This time I'm not gonna start a war. Or maybe I will who knows it depends on if I feel like it or not.)

Kitten: *purrs*
MS: Bruh

Holly: Okay what's goin' on here
KD: Dunno
Flareon_A(too lazy to put the whole name): All of you stfu
Me: Help-

Bart: uhm.
Train: what the hell

Bart: hey, look,I don't want any trouble. Except for a lot, especially trolling. Hehe...
Flamy: ruh roh raggy

(Spire is technically the newer Hollythornstar, but a bit less destructive. Not by much, just a tiny bit.)

Kitten: I remember you *smirks*

Holly: Joins the Red team next to Zero and complete against Tiffla, Spire, Flamy, Tucker, Church and the Blue team
Spire: uploads shotgun with holy intent and aims it Zero's weird pokemon
Tiffla and Tucker: Yeet the defeated pokemon all the way up in the sky

I just saw this rp and.....

?????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVOZmwmkv7Q

this has nothing to do with this but I think you should watch this on full volume (okay you don't need to do it on full volume but please watch it)

Me: *gives you a look of "which one you gonna do?"*

Before we continue this RP session I would like say thanks to our sponsor: Raid Shadow Legends

xD

Lol

Me: *nods at the woman, who is about 20*
Bart: ur pretty cute kitten ~

*extreme Lenny time

Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Me: *blinks "okay", then looks at le man*

*pops confetti*

Me: *starts raping le woman*

*pops confetti again*

LE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOC

>;)

Is there a way to hide notifs

I'm dying

turn off "also commented on this image"

Me: *rapes le man*

;-;

I know that but it still doesn't remove the notif ;-;

Me: they aren't quality. Kill em
Bart: *flirting with kitten*

Me: I mean they're better than nothing but okay

Kitten: *blushing a lot*

The woman: *scream*
Me: *pulls out a knife and stqbbity*

Bart: *kisses her*

Me: *bites the man's head off* his blood ain't even good *spits le blood out*

~eyo bro u still here or no~

Me: ew

Bart: I love u kitten

*pops confetti*

Yes, yes it is

HMMM

Me: What? Ya don't like what I'm doing? Biting people's heads is fine, actually kinda fun!

Me: I'm good....

Me: Suit yourself *shrugs*

Me: I will

Me: *wipes the blood off my face* alright then. They weren't even worth the effort...

Me: nope

Me: *screeches at the wasted effort*

~we go Ba c. To real world~
Bart. ?

(okie)

Me: ah, reality

Me: Ba c to the real world

Me irl: Successfully stole sh*t without getting caught

Me as a persona: r a p e . i s. g r e a t.

Me: Should we? Commit illegal?

Me: yes
Bart: *walccs near kitten*

Me: but where shall we start? *looks at the distant houses*

Bart: *kisses kitten cuz alternate universe*
Me: there. *points to a house*

Kitten: *kisses back*

Me: shall we?

~haha alternate universe go brrrrr~
Me: *sneaks upstairs*
Bart: i-i love you kitten

Me: *silently teleports behind you*

Me: *kicks the bedroom door open*

Me: =_=

Me: *bounds the man and the womam*

Bart: *sigh* too bad this is an alternate universe

Teee

HEEEE

S a y what now

Hehehe...

*Lenny*

Bart: *blushing because I said so*
Me: mhm. *opens a window*

Me: *silent*

Bart: that-that was incredible

Kitten: *tilts head confused*

Bart: wow
Me: *snea ks in*

Me: *silently teleports in*

Fucc u

Boi

Hehe

Yes. Bow chika bow wow.

Wtf

I'm f**kin kidding jesus f**kin christ

Chill

I don't think I will.

Nu

BRUH

Lol

Damn bro chill

Lol

MS: Come onnnn say ittttt

Kitten: *confused*

Same

This is fine this is absolutely fine

Bart: I am, I am! Kitten, I lIkE yOu

Kitten: ...*Shook*

Bart: mhm
Me: cRiNgE oVeRlOaD

uhh
guys
what happened to that moth?

Hes with Satan now

poor Harry

Yeah. Rip

Kitten: ...Do you really? ........

Bart: *nods*

Kitten: ... *awkward and shy*

*he bacc up and sit*

BrUtHa

~alternate universe logic~

Kitten: ...*tiny blush*

kinky

~Wdym~
Bart: ...

(How about no)

~pls~

(Nu)

~pls, I want Bart saddo~

(Y tho)

~he deserve it~

(Nu)

whatever happened to the moth

S a t a n

yeah I'm starting to remember now

Satan

ohhh yeah

~just dew it. Please~

(Bish only place my personas are gonna do anything to do with heartbreak... Except maybe irl)

~u restart it tho~

~just dew it mofo~

*hes waiting*

Kitten: I uhm... *looks down*

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

bruh

MOTHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTHHHHHHHHH
*gunshots*

WOAH THERE-

Dude wtf

E

Boi

MOTHY BOI

Mmm...

Bart: go on

Kitten : I- I like you too... *noticeably blushing*

Teehee

Bart: really

Alternate ducking universe autumn

I know, I know *giggles slightly*

Kitten: mhm... *shy af*

Bart: ...

Boi I oughtta -

XD

~pls do it~

~fine, alternate universe~

(yaaay!)

~bet~
Bart: yeah?

Kitten: ... *blushing a smol bit*

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

~u restart ~

(I'mma just start where this left off)

Kitten: Well um...

MOOOOOOOTTTTTHHHHHHH

(Im sorry, what?)

~I don't like it when me ocs or personas have a good life ~

(Me as an oc is an accurate representation of me irl so I'mma let it suffer. Also, y tho)

~idk, just do normal.I have a plan~

(NO NOT NORMAL)

~make kitten not like him bac!~

(Y)

~cuz dew it~

(Why)

~jusr. Dew. It~

~JUST DEW IT~

yes
so I can confess my love to him and he'll be mine

Jesus christ

Boi

Kitten: *continues purring in amusement*

Literally the rest of my personalities except MS: *silent*

MS: I ship it

Temple: Anyone care to explain whats going on?

Tiffla: dies after shooting with a gun against the Red team

Bart: u uhhhhhhhhh *hiding his blus h*
Flamy: same

Kitten: *tail flicks in amusement and continues purring*
MS: Big brain crew
All the rest of my old personalities: *holding in laughter*

Bart: *rubs the back of his neck* uhm...
Flamy: kewl

Kitten: *cat smile whie still purring*

Bart:*whispa bacc* and? I know she doesn't like me

Kitten: *still distracted by the moth* *attempts to swipe at it again, purring playfully*

there's a moth??

I'M CALLING THE F**KING SWAT

O~O

I've commited 99 war crimes

hm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

the SWAT team said they're coming to arrest me for wasting their time
and being charged with 27 war crimes

It's fun

Bart: that's cute
Flamy: *pissed* LISTEN TO ME

Kitten: *jumps because startled* my ears...

Bart: Flamy, don't

MS: *whispers* You can't keep it in forever dude, eventually she'll find out.

Kitten: *swipes at the moth playfully, claws sheathed*

Bart: *nother whisper* fine. *sighs* *normal* hey, kitten, can I tell u something?

Kitten: *stops swiping at the moth* hmm? *tilts head*

Bart: I- uh- maybe-

Kitten: *continues tilting head*

Flamy: *to kitten* he has a crush On u.
Bart: I was getting there!
Flamy: obviously not fast enough

Kitten: *was not paying attention cuz the moth fluttered beside her*

Flamy: *repeats what he said*
Bart: aw, that's cute ~

Tiffla: gets rubbed by Tucker and purrs like a kitten
Tucker: tells Tiffla to be in a ship with him
Tiffla: Everyone, even Church disapproves of that ship.
Church to Tiffla: Well....mhm
Tucker to Church, Spire and Tiffany: Why though?
Spire to Tucker: Don't make me use my gun.
Church and Tiffla to Tucker: It's because Tucker is a bad boy and does bad boy things. He uses females for money and as objects.
Holly and Tucker: We still ship them regardless

Flamy : I ship it

Tiffla to Flamy: Ask Church if he ships Me and Tucker ( Tifflamemez and Tucker).

Flamy: ok?

Bart: *tiny smile*

MS: *walccs over* *whispers* confess

Every one of my personalities except MS and Kitten: *lenny*

Bart: 0_0

MS: *whispers* confess dude. It's kinda obvious you have a crush, only Kitten can't see it =_=

Kitten: *looks up at a moth*