oh no

Someone: ur gay
Me, an actual homosexual: ...yes

akward

You duckbilled, beaver tailed, otter footed Perry the platypus.

You

you spoon

You beanbag

you google calendar notification

You half finished crochet among us guy.

you reply button

You dirty shirt

dirty? yes. shirt? no

hmmm.
Duly noted

you drumstick

You guitar pick

you circular rectangle

it's called a stadium.

and you dog toy

you lego dog poop

you spiderweb

no no, he's got a point

you bucket of easter decorations

You Helena costume

you bike helmet

You long ass report i had to write on Richard Trevithick in history

you didn't already know that-

No i knew

ok good

only noted so I can call you other things, you chair

ok you ecosystem

You 18ft long poster of meme man stuck to the ceiling

you crash cymbal

You triangle

you scarecrow with a mask on it

You lego frog

no u

you foot

You rotting bucket of squid sacks

holy sh1t guys

you keyless key ring

me: no u

yeah, the top 6th grade insult I hear from "cool" kids is "OOhhh bro you're so gay

Who Says I'm Gae?

Me the 6th grader:
It's hard to argue with his assessment.