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Garfield God has abandoned us

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3,715 views 51 upvotes Made by blake_requiem 4 years ago in Middle-School
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Ugh
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?
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2020
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Oh lol
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Who made that template lol
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Idk lol but it's hilarious
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What god?
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?
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What do you mean “?” The question is straight forward
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Ummm, there's only one God dude
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Wait where?!
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What do you mean wait where
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Where is this “god” I want to meet it!
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It's HIM not it

Go to church if you want to be on the waiting list to meet him. You're gonna have to wait until you die, and hopefully go to heaven to meet him
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Lol
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I don't find it funny how you insult my beliefs.
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Lol
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And for future reference when someone believes something that you don't believe, respect it instead of mocking and being a stupid bitch
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I thought you were a holy child, Looks like you’re going to hell now because you said bitch
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† you have been warned †

And I f**king swear dude I don't see what's funny about mocking people's beliefs. Go be a son of a bitch somewhere else
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Lol it was a joke dude
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I don't see what's funny
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It’s funny that you actually believe in that
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🙄"it was a joke" huh
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Wow, a bunch of Christians cuss. I say bitch once and suddenly, "I'm going to hell"
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Lol
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You're the one that should go to hell
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Hell doesn’t exist if you don’t believe in it
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Did you know that the stories of people dying and going to heaven or hell aren’t actually them going anywhere at all? It is simply just hallucination caused by the chemical N,N-Dimethyltryptamine (DMT). It is released in large quantities upon birth, death and even in very small amounts when you are in a dreaming state. When you die from heart failure your brain will stay alive for tops 8 minutes. This is enough time for your brain to experience a full DMT trip. Because of this people who have died and then and resuscitated sometimes tell stories about going to heaven or hell. This is quite common experiences and DMT trip. You can extract DMT from certain plants and animals around the world. It is also commonly used in religious rituals in South America. They would consume this as brew/drink. Consuming it orally will give you a less vivid trip but a longer one that can last up to 6 hours. Whereas smoking it will give you a trip that lasts a tops of 40 minutes. That would only be on a really high dose. Normally they last anywhere between 5 to 20 minutes. Your “god” is nothing but a false hope.
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