You gotta zoom in to read it

?

This dumbass wrote on the teacher's paper that he got his heart rate to 405 bpm by doing planks for 1 minute.

bruh moment

looks like the idiot wont have a teacher

Yeah, He looks like he had quite a few heart attacks.

I do Schoology too

R you in Connecticut? Groton?

No.

F

i can do that, give me a air compressor, i'll make it look like my heart exploed after reaching 2,000 beats

exploded*

l o l

you are forbidden from dating Trainwatcher, he wants me dead

Nice goal bro.

Especially when I have certain screenshot

delete that, also, stop being a dickhead stalker

*sigh* fine i'll be your prisoner

First things first if you want to date Nicø... the decision is up to her tbh

yes, yes i know, what else?

Second thing second... why do you want to date her? She already has a relationship

i would rather say this in a private image...

Understood, find one

it does not take this log to convert a link

Just make a private image

or?

4gdcfh.jpg (click to show)

Looks familiar?

you have the link, why not reply to me?

what do i do?

WHATEVER YOURE PLANNING, SHE'S MARRIED!!! AND DON'T PLOT TO DATE MY EX SIS IN LAW, YOURE HER FATHER!!

my plots are my secrets

WELL THEY AINT GOOD ONES!!!

(((good job church)))

sure

BRO YOURE PLANNING TO DATE YOUR DAUGHTER

you have already seen

Have already seen what???

the proof...

Yeah.

now go away

No

yes

uMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

*bows* all in the name of blackmail

O_O

Viable screenshots

Good job. Now hear my plan

Mk

1; make a private image. DONT SHARE LINK WITH ANYONE
2; insert all the screenshots you have into there
3; when Nico comes bacc for good show her the link.

Affirmative

oh wait can I have link lol

link it in another image not this one

yeah sweet

Bro

what? i cant get caught if i kill myself?

Again with this??? Youre kidding

oh no i mean it this time, bye forever

No.

And cayde is commiting suicide now 🤦🏻‍♂️

No he does this a LOOOOOOTTT

Bruh, just because of an online RP? I find that to be bullshit

Bruh

Yeah

ignore all of that

No.

yes

lol
worst part might be the autocorrect

Evidence room: imgflip.com/i/4gdm1y

Boi why i gotta get roped into everything?

Idfk, Cayde wanted Trainwatcher to break up with you so he could have you for himself... congrats btw on the relationship

A Nico divided against itself coming to theaters near you

Hahaha

what concept?

no

Hahaha, so... is the "new" guy that consulted Trainwatcher ur alt?

Why
the
actual
f**k
did you think trainwatcher would become your son?

what new guy? why are you laughing?

Interesting Concept

not any new guy, I'm saying imgflip tries to pull me every which way.

ummmmm. lets change the subject...

dont kill me please...

we'll see. . .

please dont....

mom would not approve....

Mom didn't approve of murder.

fine.

fine what? i was really hoping you would kill me so i would have a reason to punish you

I'd love to kill you
But i'll share the pleasure with other people.

like who?

MOC, Trainwatcher, Del, most of imgflip.

i thought you never wanted me to die?

I contain multitudes, Dad.

most of imgflip?

yes

dont we all.... i can survive a bunch of medly humans, after all i am a guardian

Isn't my imgflip age 20?

is there a way you can like, NOT let people kill me?

You're my dad, you know I can't stop myself.

i dont know, i dont pay attention

I'm old enough to live on my own and leave the fam without you adopting me.

dont you dare *Ace Of Spades flashes into hand*

How are you gonna stop me?

what?

you are still my daughter, and you are not leaving....

I can leave you and I just did.

fine *slides ace across the floor to you* kill me

...but before you kill me.....just take care of Ace...he is the last memory i have of your mother.... oh and... hows you sister?

I don't have a sister.

no you didnt

Yes I did. Want it engraved?

well... *drops to knees and looks at you* do it, pick up Ace and do it

kill me

*picks up Ace and kills you*

*falls back on the ground*

*Ghost comes out pocket and revives me* *leans up* hello there

i can do this all day, Ghost here enjoys reviving me

Why lean up?

And also, please stop.

i cant believe you were so dumb, you left me, but you still dont realize you gave me the chance to be able to actually date you if something happens....

I don't have to say yes to you, and I'm not dumb. There's no way you can force me to date you, and now you have no ties to me since we're not related.

i will stop, if i can stay as your father

i adopted you as biological

FINE
But you realize dating me or trying to is sexual abuse, right?

please?

yes, now give me back Ace, before you hurt him

*hands you the go***mn ace*

So you'll quit pursuing me?

*takes Ace* thank you *spins Ace on fingers into holster* hug?

*hugs you*

*hugs back and partially starts crying* im sorry...i was just losing it earlier...

losing your mind? Dad, it was long gone.

It's okay. . .
Just stay away from Trainwatcher.

ok....im sorry....

everything is not ok, you're actually the last person i have of our family....

You have Killa and KillerOfMen

your brother is never online...and i dont know who killer is

He'll be back. . .

...never...

love you sweetie *kisses your forehead*

he swore to me he'd come back.

who?

Thanks i guess.

No Problem?

Aaaaannnnd now everyone knows -_-

you did this to yourself

Mmm

Yeah I make a lot of mistakes
My first one was responding to your Comment

my last mistake was meeting you

Funny I could say the same about you

Nah

yes

F**k you

if i were you, i'd f**k me too

AIGHT BACK IT UP A BIT

correct

*watches this*

Hahahaha

Cayde is the biggest dickhead I know

lolololololololol

stfu

go away

wtf is going on?

uhhhh