Why not take all three?

Why not take all three? |  ACHING JOINTS; LESS HAIR; SLOWER MOVEMENT | image tagged in birthday upgrades,memes,old | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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4 ups, 1m,
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I guess he chose less hair :/
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1 up, 1m
lol, it would appear so
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2 ups, 1m,
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holy shiz thats boomer as frick | image tagged in holy shiz thats boomer as frick | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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0 ups, 1m
But you liked it
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
I would've chosen slower movement because I practically never move...
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0 ups, 1m
oof
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1 up, 1m,
2 replies
Yeah, If I was that guy, I would choose "Less Hair" BECAUSE I'M ALREADY BALD
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1 up, 1m
Well then you'd lose the microscopic hairs that still remain on your head at this moment.
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0 ups, 1m
lol
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1 up, 1m
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1 up, 1m,
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1 up, 1m,
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Yep!
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
ikr
hru?
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1 up, 1m,
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Good, you?
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1 up, 1m,
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exhausted... we keep trying 2 watch mulan but someone always has 2 get in the way... lol
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1 up, 1m,
1 reply
oof
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1 up, 1m
yea lol
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1 up, 1m,
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My hair literally bothers be because it grows so quickly. So this is a very easy choice for me lol. Whoosh me all you want because idc.
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0 ups, 1m
Oof, I understand though. Mine grows normal I guess, but it got really really long during quarantine so I got fed up with it
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1 up, 1m,
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less hair plz, at least i can wear wigs and keep my young looks lol
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0 ups, 1m
That's true
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1 up, 1m,
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0 ups, 1m
ha

haha

hahaha
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1 up, 1m,
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You just made my day. This is my custom template and it is popular. Thanks!
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0 ups, 1m,
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You're welcome, glad it took off :)
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1 up, 1m
Thanks
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1 up, 1m
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1 up, 1m,
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Less hair
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0 ups, 1m
lol
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1 up, 1m
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1 up, 1m,
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oh
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
o
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1 up, 1m,
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do you know me?
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0 ups, 1m,
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Umm....who are you?
It only shows that your profile is a week old (impressive with what you've done so far btw) and if you've returned from before well....sometimes it's hard to keep track of who all the troopers are tbh
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1 up, 1m,
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im t24 you dont remember me i was from 2 yrs ago
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0 ups, 1m,
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2 years ago...that'll do it

I didn't know this site even existed 2 years ago. I only joined about 7 months ago.
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1 up, 1m,
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no
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0 ups, 1m
no what?
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0 ups, 1m,
2 replies
i was here tho
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0 ups, 1m,
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Yes, yes I do

And I think I remember a T24, I just can't say 100% sure if I'm being honest
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1 up, 1m,
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yeah then you should remember me
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0 ups, 1m,
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I've been good. Getting busy with school.
How about you?
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1 up, 1m
bad werent married?
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1 up, 1m
cuz i was there
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0 ups, 1m,
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I'm not 100% sure

Supposedly her mom came on and told everyone that she had in fact committed suicide

I don't buy it though to be honest. Whoever they really are, I'm sure they're still alive.
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oh
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1 up, 1m
its good if malon is still alive she was really nice
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0 ups, 1m,
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Married what?
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1 up, 1m
jk i wasnt there.
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0 ups, 1m,
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I'm sure she is
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1 up, 1m
so how you been bro
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0 ups, 1m,
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lol, ok
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1 up, 1m
ok well i am done with this convo so bye bro and have a good day
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0 ups, 1m,
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Ok, so you were the trooper (presumably 24) who hung around her?
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1 up, 1m
yes we were good friends
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0 ups, 1m,
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Bye then

Welcome back btw, I might've followed you on your first account...I think
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1 up, 1m
ye ok
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
I see...when did you first leave?
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1 up, 1m
2020 3 months ago
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0 ups, 1m,
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So were you around when she left?
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1 up, 1m
my friend said she commited suicide
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1 up, 1m
no sadly what happened?
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0 ups, 1m,
2 replies
Wha?
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0 ups, 1m,
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Did u get ur memory washed? Who used shampoo on it? Joe momma?
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0 ups, 1m
Pardon?
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0 ups, 1m,
2 replies
nvm
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0 ups, 1m,
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I'm so confused!
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0 ups, 1m
nvm
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0 ups, 1m,
1 reply
I don't like this!!!

sorry
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1 up, 1m
im sorry bro do you know malon?
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