Why are you straight?

...because he like pussy?

Bruhhh

You see the thing is I’m right and you can’t do anything about it. I’m straight because I like pussy. I know I like pussy because I’ve had it. Simple as that

This week on things I didn't need to know

Lol

Oh shit that’s good

Wow, You are probably the straightest person i've ever seen

Good. I wouldn’t have it any other way

There's good reason to have sex at your age.
Neither Rape nor being a man ho is a good idea.

I did it cuz I took the opportunity. I ain’t no man hoe. I’m just living my best life. Work, drugs and, sex

You lost your virginity at 14!?

Yessir. Eat ass, smoke grass, get cash

I don’t pay bills tho so idk it goes to my truck

You have a f**king truck?

Ummm... yah? It’s a 1994 6th gen Toyota truck

I’ve steered on highways but not full on driven

Yah my mom won’t let me drive on a highway yet. But I will say it is fun getting to be in full control of the vehicle. Mines a stick so it was a little bit harder to learn but once you do it’s easy af

Ok driving it at your house is ok

Well no I have driven on main roads and stuff. Just not super main roads and definitely not highways

You’re 14, right? Do you just drive it at your house?

Yah I can do that where I live

Yessir. 8 hours every few days keep the bills payed

i lost it 2 yrs ago

i mean 1 yr ago

Holy shit

Wait how old r u?

13

THAT'S NOT ANY BETTER!

why

That kinda counts as pedophilia

Also, If it was masturbation, You still have your virginity

stop

im friends with mason

Who's mason?

ask someone esleses

Oookay?

ye

Seriously, Who's mason?

why?

You said you're friends with mason as if it's someone important

mason is a eight year old jerk

Bruhhhhhhhhhhhh
Do you mean by masturbate or by actual penetrative sex with another person

sup

You’re deleting!!!?!??? WHY!?!?

bc

you know you were a good friend

Thanks, but why the f**k u deleting

bc i have nothing left on here no gf

You have me!

ik bro

but not your gf

we should both delete

I’m not

ok then i will

Heyyo

m sad

Why

cuz ikm goona leaave

WDYM YOU’RE GONNA LEAVE

ny deleting

Good

good?

You’re not yet deleting

oh i meant by deleting

yes sadly

wait

i still have the condom

Oof >~<

Well ok then

ye

Hell yeah I remember you

hell yeah i remember you wdym why did you say it like that

now i am a big point boi

Because I wanted to. No specific reason

ok bro

any advice?

Yeah. You’re getting points as fast if not faster than I am!

ok i am happy i am on leader board

Damn!

ig

wdym damn

and yo you are good friend

I know!

Wtf

stop i tried to call you and you hang up

You lost yours f**king early

ok

ok

ok

ok

Thanks dude

no

Oh like on Imgflip
Always use both of your fun spots, but save the second one for the end of the day, in the case something extraordinary happens

not on imgflip and huh?

Advice for what

for imgflip

or points

Bruh these days I only talk to like one person through phone call =_=

And bruh wtf did you actually-

yes

Wdym no

np

Fun slots* like the number of memes you can post on fun daily

ok

Oh lol

oh ok

do you remember me?

Wtf dude

Me over here who hasn't had actual s*x(not that I want to)

stop

Bruh

bruh nothing you dont talk to me

you better delete it

its a waste of phone power

not anymore

e

r

And the other guy like dick, Simple as that.

That kinda sus tho no cap

Meh

Yah

Yessir