Oh my. I had a long discussion with my mother and this is what we came up with. I chose to be born white so I could be privileged and oppressive. Also chose male so I could construct glass ceilings after I grew up. I chose the US to be born in, so you could say I'm pro-choice when it comes to matters pertaining to life. And mocking Christ comes at a very high price. Try not to ever do that again. You can dribble out stupid stuff about yourself all day long, that's good enough.