Part 2 cause boredom

Are you the terms of conditions because I don’t f**king care

I would roast you about your IQ but I can’t roast something that doesn’t exist

I am really dumb so that is accurate

Accuracy is what we promise here at Wikipedia. That’s why there is no Wikipedia page for your life.

Yea, I don't have a life, so I'm dead. Finally death

The good news is death is unescapable for humans. The bad news is you’re such a catastrophic failure you are scientifically classified as a new species. Scientists are trying to figure out if the new species known as “Failagerlaberuhub” or “oof” for short can do the one thing it wants too do. So far the results say the “oof” is such a failure it cannot achieve any of its goals. So if dying is one of the oof’s goals they are immortal. Live from “can this guy fail anymore then he already has news” I’m Jeff Rigels.

Well it's not my goal, everyone I know wants me to get hit by 100 trucks and slowly die

Jokes on them because you would die quickly if you were hit by 100 trucks.

I can't roast you because I kinda need you to roast me first

I'm horrible at roasting people so this is gonna be sh*t, and it's not gonna be original:
I would roast you but I don't want to add to a raging dumpster fire and make it worse.
More origonal than I thought it would be, still sucks but there

I'm not a mirror.

Did not expect that

lol I just think of the first roast to come to my head.

Lol

ye

Yes

You be the type to wait for an Apple to turn green before eating it

XD

Good one

when you're in a zoom class, people can smell your breath through speaker

I was about to say a "jokes on you! (insert something that is a good comeback)" thing, but then I remembered that I am alredy a raging dumpster Fire so trying to say a comeback would be like putting water over an electrical fire...that started the dumpster Fire.