Just another day in virtual school zoom chats about spanish wars

My new social studies teacher won’t stop talking about a paperclip she claims that Beyoncé touched

Burn the paperclip.

She seems kinda insane tho

lolololololololoolololol

I'm so high right now

Me too!

Oh f**k, that me.

you go to the same school?

No.

ok then. id get it

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFULNESS

I OFFICIALLY LIVE THERE

Don't invite me if you want your house to remain a virgin

Wanna go to my house?

What is your House

I can't f**k that

Can't f**k what?

Your house

Hmmm. True.
*freezes pool*
*cuts hole in the ice*
Have at it.

OH GOD

I'm kidding, I'm still trying to make you hate me.

XD

In the meantime I have this icicle. . .

CUZ I'M SOOOOOO BORED

EWW

O_o

microwave waffles

Yes

seY

Boi what

our spanish teacher was talking about wars in Spanish countries and someone sent that in the chat

Lol

We were talking about physical and mental health nd he said that's why our school has only diet soda.

Personally I think we should have both, because we should choose between diabetes and cancer

Lol screenshot my 3 comments

What is it?