Translation please!Anybody??

NO JOE, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN! “CAUSE IF YOU COULD TAKE CARE, IF YOU WERE A QUARTERMASTER, YOU CAN SURE IN HELL TAKE CARE RUNNIN’ A, YOU KNOW, A DEPARTMENT STORE UH, THING, YOU KNOW, WHERE, IN THE SECOND FLOOR OF THE LADIES DEPARTMENT OR WHATEVER, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?”