REASONS WHY I’M NOT KYLIE MINOGUE:; 1. She’s too busy writing songs, promoting her upcoming album, shooting music videos, and being an entrepreneur to be as involved with ImgFlip as I am. 2. She doesn’t live in the U.S. and has never commented on American politics; why start now? 3. She never attended college let alone law school; not sure where she would have learned the law then. REASONS WHY I MIGHT BE KYLIE MINOGUE:; 1. It’s exhausting being a celebrity; what better place than ImgFlip to try on a new anonymous identity yet still influence popular culture through memeing? 2. Posing as an American Democrat is the perfect cover since Kylie is almost certainly a political liberal, yet no one would expect this. 3. It might seem a tad odd for her to be this self-obsessed through memeing, yet Kylie clearly isn’t shy about promoting herself since she is a celebrity after all.
