AP: HERO OF ELF WARS DIES IN AMBUSH; YMER ISLAND: SANTA "NICK" CLAUS WAS AMBUSHED BY RADICAL MEMBERS OF THE ELF LIVES MATTER GROUP AT A COAL BUNKER DESIGNATED FOR DEMOCRATS THIS UPCOMING CHRISTMAS. ELM LEADERS HAVE DENIED RESPONSIBILITY, BLAMING THE ATTACKS ON DWARVES.
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