I was just winky to that cute girl over there. That meme above is really Luna and that makes Lovegood. Last night Lupin was Howler to the moon, and that was a Sirius problem. Why he did that is a Tom Riddle to me. Did you know my cat as Fluffy fur? And did you know there's a lovely town in Italy the locals call "Firenze"? Godric was hungry so he got some food to fill Godric's Hollow belly.
Why do people always get so Moody over puns, anyway? I don't like those people, but I always imagine them as clochards under an Umbridge over the Seine, sitting miserably on their Longbottom.
