IF I HEAR ANY SOCIALIST NOISE FROM MY KIDS I’M GOING TO MAKE THEM GET UP AT 4 A.M. TO MILK THE COWS. AND THIS WILL BE AN EXTRA-ONEROUS FARM CHORE BECAUSE WE DON’T HAVE ANY COWS, AND THEY’LL HAVE TO SEARCH FOR MILES ALL OVER THE COUNTRYSIDE TO FIND SOME.