Filing cabinet

I would like to be hitman/enforcer/bodyguard/punisher

*rips out your collarbone with a crowbar*
Actually, that's my job.

*takes crowbar and uses it as replacement for collarbone*

*blinks* dafuq

lol

Meh

*cuts off your fingers*
*pulls out the bones, veins,muscles, and ligaments*
Puts my finger hats on*
Thanks, my hands were cold.

*stares* Y'all need therapy

No we dont.

Yes you do

What do you are is yes?

Hm?

No

W a t

*laughs in robot*

*cuts out your motherboard*

*puts you in a trash compactor$

*laughs*

*cuts out your heart and puts it in a trash compactor and flips the switch*

JOKES ON YOU I DON'T HAVE ONE

*cuts out your brain and puts it in a trash compactor*

Joke's on you I don't have one of those either, just ask scar.
I operate fully on my right wrist
*grabs Occam's razor and slits right wrist*

lol

*writes that down* and I'm the secretary

You pitiful mortals

I'm also the person who is targeting madame president. I shall assassinate her

Umm, I'm pretty sure that's like...worthy of some form of punishment on the stream

Oh god

Um i gtg so uh you get le job

https://imgflip.com/i/4eopzc

YES1

https://imgflip.com/i/4eopzc

uggg. i feel like crying. i don't want to leave but i've been a jerk. tell everyone ok. i may or may not be back.

love

halfwhitmemes

WOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

i'm deleting

NO!!!! NO YOURE NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO WAAAAAAAYYYYYY

wot? WHAT IS HAPPENING

SAVE HALFWHITMEMES!!!

i will help you beg

yey

WELL SAID TO YOU TOO

lol

XD

i'm sorry. i feel awful. i might as well just leave

Y DO YOU FEEL AWFUL

i made all my friends mad at me. what's the point of staying

HOW ARE THEY MAD AT YOU~

hello idk you but I've heard of you and i don't want you to and this is coming from someone who doesn't even know you! if all your friends are mad i can be your friend.

WELL SAID

mhm..........

what did you expect me to say!?

idk

who would run the imgflip president stream? we need you!

lol I'm not deleting. But I bet scar would keep it going lol