SPECIAL THANKS TO HALFWHITMEMES!! :D

Boi

what

same

*loads gun and points it at le children* say goodbye to your stupid waffle children *shoots two of them*

OMG REMEMBER WHEN PEEPS TRIED TO KILL MY CHILDREN

NU YOU DIDNT THEY'RE BULLETPROOF

Hm, let's see if they are immune to this. *ignites energy sword and slices all of them in half*

CANT DEW THAT EITHER *puts them in quarantine* shush youre gonna wake them up

I just sliced them in half...

No, you didnt they are in one piece

*looks at their charred corpses* dafuq

why are you committing waffle-cide

That's not them you dont know where they are

Ohhh, I just murdered the 60 other kids that looked like em... sorry. *summons your waffle children*

No, theyre all eggos

*summons them*

nu

Yes

hmmmmmmm here they are *hands you le babababies*

*holds them hostage and dissappears with them*

*waits for them to come bacc*

*murders all of em*

*waits*

*reappears and hands you their ashes*

Bruh I just handed you some eggo waffles wrapped in a blanket

Wait wrong ashes *hands you their actual ashes*

also eggo waffles wrapped in a blanket

bulletproof waffles
ive changed my mind, im not hungry

YaY!

got any food? *help my lunch is gone and i need food(yes, i was going to have waffles for lunch)*

KEIFYGEHEYE

damn....
i wouldve wished to either go in my sleep or from a big height

😢😢😢

*deth*

*die*

wait....i havent hit 100k yet
*respawn*

i-

btw, where can i find some lunch waffles

lmao

yoooo 😭😭😭

Me and Tucker had our waffle babies.
Yep!!!

TUCKER NO

Tifflamemez: Saves them from buddy Tucker so he won't scope them *hugs the baby waffles and Tucker
Tucker: I am still going to eat them. They're humans and that makes it even better. I'm starving and so are you, Tiffla. Just admit it you're also going to eat them all too, boo boo. I thought you were Fried Chicken, not a Waffle.
Tifflamemez: WHAT???? Ok, yeah, dude, buddy, I wanted to.
Tucker: Then, eat them with me. We're together after all aren't we?
Tifflamemez: Ahhhhhhhhh, ok den, but under one condition. Let's go to Waffle House and get some real waffles and not our human baby waffles.
Tucker: Ok den, Tiffla boo boo

NO THE REASON I HAD WAFFLE BABIES IS BECAUSE WAFFLES R**ED ME

Yeah
I am aware of that one.
As for me and Tucker, we didn't get raped by a waffle.

WOT??!!?!? WOT HAPPEN

We had a sperm donor who is a waffle.

UMMMMMMM

Testing, testing, 123, 123

wot

I made a new email! I can comment again!

ooooooo

Halfwhitmemes is thinking about deleting and we're so sad about it. Hopefully, she doesn't though.

Yeys

Yep
weird

I-

Almost two years ago
*flashbacks*

I cant-