"HI JOE BIDEN HERE, I WANT TO BE PRESIDENT, MY PROGRESSIVE SUPPORTERS WANT ME TO BE PRESIDENT, CHINA WANTS ME TO BE PRESIDENT. HECK EVERYONE IN ALL FIFTY EIGHT...UH THIRTEEN...NO I MEAN ALL FOURTY STATES...WAIT I MEAN SIXTY STATES WANTS ME TO BE PRESIDENT!"; "DON'T WORRY! WHEN THIS OLD MAN KICKS THE BUCKET IN HIS FIRST TERM, I'LL BE YOUR FIRST LIBERAL BLACK FEMALE PRESIDENT."; WHO ELSE THINKS THE DEMOCRATS ARE DOING A HAIL MARY PASS TO PREP FOR 2024?