Change My Mind

Then why can’t I drink it from kids without getting in trouble?

Obviously because you're not cleaning up after a healthy snack.

This checks out - a little Tobasco, a couple olives on a stick - a dash of basil & Blood.

RTXON based Bloody Mary.

Or maybe not.
Cuz I once left my dinner, as it was served, for like three days but it didn't evaporate. It was darker, stickier and had some solid in it... but then it tasted the same as freshly harvested blood.

Nothing like an exotic drink of a pint, stolen from the children's hospital of Texas.