Hero: Hercules from Marvel. Douchebag.
Funniest Right Hand Man: the Old Puppet that ventriloquist does. Or Ackbar the Dead Terrorist
Villain I Feel sorriest for: Galactus. Imagine just living your life knowing the entire universe hates you & often tries to keep you from eating.
Like imagine if you went to make Pizza Rolls & every time some group of heroes shows up & kicks the crap out of you...