Pineapple on Pizza doesn't sound so bad anymore...

😟

Still not as bad as peep pizza or mayonnaise and pea pizza,

But not as good as this tide pod pizza

Now with 40% more softener and 80% more acidic food coloring

Great for cleaning your stomach acid!

Try it with out limited edition Raw Explosives Garlic Bread

Reminds of the Prayer Mat company I saw once, where they were actually landmines. The owner said "Prophet's are going through the roof".