Pineapple on Pizza doesn't sound so bad anymore...

Still not as bad as peep pizza or mayonnaise and pea pizza,

But not as good as this tide pod pizza

Now with 40% more softener and 80% more acidic food coloring

Great for cleaning your stomach acid!

Try it with out limited edition Raw Explosives Garlic Bread

Reminds of the Prayer Mat company I saw once, where they were actually landmines. The owner said "Prophet's are going through the roof".

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