Uh oh, stinky

When you get a hit to first & your pants begin to burst. Diarrhea...diarrhea.
When you steal second base & it splatters in your face! Diarrhea....diarrhea.
When you're coming around third & you feel a juicy turd!! Diarrhea...Diarrhea.
When you're sliding into home & you feel a stinky foam!!! Diarrhea...Diarrhea.