DADDY, WHY DID ALMOST THE ENTIRE REPUBLICAN PARTY ABANDON ITS TRADITIONAL PRINCIPLES TO SUPPORT A DISSOLUTE BILLIONAIRE CARNIVAL BARKER? I HAVE TWO POSSIBLE ANSWERS FOR YOU. 1. Through sheer inertia. Taking a stand in life is a difficult thing to do, and opposing Trump would likely have meant abandoning political hackery and getting a real job. 2. Or: what we once thought were the GOP’s “traditional principles” of religiosity, fiscal conservatism, genuine patriotism, and limited government were all along just window-dressing masking over the bigotry, anti-social hate, science denialism, and corporate sycophancy that was always part and parcel of the Republican Party and is now plain to see.