My death was greatly exaggerated

*crashes through wall*
Heeeeeeres F40!

*Sneakø Sneakø here's le Nicø*

Noice

I DARE YOU TO NEVER EVER SPEAK OF THIS

Nah

Too bad

😑
😑👍

🙂🔪

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Stop pointing a water gun at yourself

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Will you marry us now?

It need to be a le public image

BOI NO YOU SAID PRIVATE!!!!

I just said that you two need to be married

AND I SAID IT'D BE PRIVATE AND YOU AGREED!

DID I?

PERHAPS

YES, MARRY US HERE! TELL THEM AFTER WE GET MARRIED.

I've never officiated -_-

Just the usual garbage "do you take blah blah, and do you take who cares"

K

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I mean you two are getting married who am I to complain

Yes?

IT'S BEAUTIFULLLLL~!!!!!!

Yes

NUH UH

MeMoRiEs

Ok we are here for Del and Nicø to get married (Because the Nicø.Deleted ship is real). anonymously.deleted, do you take FridaysWiSundaysAreMySuicideDays (Nicø) to be your lawfully wedded wife?

"I do"

And do you, FridaysWiSundaysAreMySuicideDays (Nicø) take anonymously.deleted to be your lawfully wedded wife?

"I do"

WeLl i WrOtE tHiS fOr MoIkEy, BuT f**K iT, rIgHt?!
You're so cute
Honestly, I wanna give you the world tonight
Make sure you hold on tight
Just stay awake
You're all I've got, don't leave my sight
Cause if you fall, then fall in love
It's what we're all thinking of
Oh my love
There's not a word I could have said
To express my heart
Right from the very start
You've been the one
Wonderful, caring, and smart
Cause if you fall, then fall in love
It's what we're all thinking of
Stay when every bright color goes gray
I'll be there to carry you away
Cause I don't want anymore time wasted without you
I'm wondering, wondering, wondering about you
Cause if you fall, then fall in love
It's what we're all thinking of
Stay when every bright color goes gray
I'll be there to carry you away
Cause I don't want anymore time wasted without you
I'm wondering, wondering, wondering about you

lol

You are now my great-great-grandaughter-in-law

welcome to the family

*BIIIIIIIG KICCC*

IT'S TRUE

even if it's only for like 3 minutes

NO

Are you going to leave me great great grandaughter in law?

Are you going to leave me just like Pirate_melon_ left me? :(

boi

*respiratory intake of air into the lungs*
Boi

lol

I DON'T MEAN LIKE THAT!!!!!

eww

Me when Del leaves me :(

THAT SOUNDED WRONG

boiiiiii

PLEASE NO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

Nico is my grandmother so how are we related now

oh, you were already my great great great great grandson then XD

HAHAHAH I NOW HAVE SENIORITY OVER YOU!

-_-

I do!

Honor thy mother and thy father, bible boy

Good thing you're not actually my mother then ;)

true

I have to kiss you;-;

*hands you a Hershey's Kiss* THERE

That works

boi

Then I kiss people during Valentine's day

Perhaps that doesn't work
It works here

o

WE GOT DIVORCED :D!!!

WE GOT MARRIED, BUT WE'RE DIVORCED!!!! YAY!!!!!

HEY SWEETIE?

WoT

WANNA GET DIVORCED?!

YAS!

Nu you have to be married for a day or Ill start shipping you again

Why didn't I think of that ;-;

:D

*Give your your Hershey 's kiss back*

XD

A whole day he says, del.
We have to be married for a day ;-;

the WOT

we have BOYFRIENDS

Thems were the terms
Be married for one (1) day, shipping ceases.

Then I can ship you again because that was less than a day

No! We never signed the divorce papers!

Ok sign the divorce papers at 11:30 tomorrow and I'll stop shipping

Ok, thank you!

*very hard KICC*

Congratulations... You just kicked solid iron. That hurt you more than it hurt me

NO

Ok mason

boi

With the power vested in me by myself, I hereby pronounce you wife and wife. You may now kiss

I wasted my vows ;-;

Do I HAVE TO KISS HER?!

YES THAT IS HOW WEDDINGS WORK

I MISSED HER HAND, THAT COUNTS RIGHT?!

Kissed*

Yes that counts

YES!!! LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

I wasted my vows ;-; i have to write new ones by tomorrow.

oof

What
The
F**k
Have
I
Found
XDDDD

I don’t ducking know

I was checking through old blackmail bookmarks of mine and I see this

HEY SWEETIE?

WOT

((in a sec))

o

*kisses hand*

nu

AWWWWW XDDDDD

"SWEETIE!!!!!!" XD

NO! NO NO NO NO NO!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

I'm genuinely amused XD

I hope West point find this.

*shrug*

I'm not doing anything wrong

No, but I want them to see you spent your free time shipping two 12 y/o online.

that is NOT true

QUIT TRYING TO MESS WITH MY HEAD

I'm not doing anything . . .

Hey, if I'm married to Del does that make me the first lady?

not like that's actually worth anything

True

Uhh, yes

Lol
*crashes into the IMGflip Whitehouse*

So that's a perk I guess XD

24 hours, Scar. Enjoy it while it lasts.

What will you do as first lady?

I will murder the retired Vice President and the public won't believe it was me.
😁🔪

How

We'll see
*ties you to del's little office throne*

*laughs in corrupt deep-state political swamp monster*

I have many allies in high places

OH NO YOU HAVE FRIENDS IN HOLY SPACES

*ties a noose around your mind*

my mind?

Scar? Your mind is mine.

Yes
Allow me to show my little knowledge of rhythm

I'M TAKING OVER MY BODY BACK IN CONTROL NO MORE SHOTTY I GET A LOT OF ME WAS LOST Ts UNCROSSED AND Is UNDOTTED! I FOUGHT IT A LOT AND IT SEEMS A LOT LIKE FLESH IS ALL I GOT! NOT ANYMORE FLESH OUT THE DOOR SWAT!

REMEMBER THE MOMENT YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHERE TO GO BECAUSE THE NEXT MOMENT YOU KNOW IF IT'S FROZEN STILL AND THE WINDOW SILL LOOKS REALLY NICE RIGHT? YOU THINK TWICE ABOUT YOUR LIFE IF PROBABLY HAPPENS AT NIGHT RIGHT? FIGHT IT! TAKE THE PAIN, IGNITE IT! TIE A NOOSE AROUND YOUR MIND LOOSE ENOUGH TO BREATH FINE AND TIE IT TO A TREE TELL IT "YØU BELØNG TØ ME! THIS AIN'T A NØØSE THIS IS A LEASH AND I HAVE NEWS FØR YØU, YØU JUST ØBEY ME!"

*explodes mind*

take that

Wait, does this mean you're draining the swamp?

what are you doing

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

WOOOO HOOOOO!!!! :D

NO!!!!!!!

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Not your turn yet shoosh

Now it's your turn ↓