Because shes a cat

Did anyone else have a whole different idea

you have a very dirty mind

I do. I really, really do

Um no?

Nm

her real bogart is voldemort

i just-

wish harry did that at umbridge

She'd probably see herself without any power surrounded by kids bullying her.

lol, true

I actually read a drarry fanfic with Umbridge being bullied by tue students XDDDD

i already posted most of these but ok

It's that I hate cucumber and I also hate wasting food, otherwise I really should try if my cat is afraid of cucumbers. If it's true, I wonder why...

I learned they think it looks like. A snake

That could make sense... Cats were, before being domesticated by humans, desert creatures. And there are many snake species living in the desert... And cats, despite being predators themselves, are not that high on the food chain either.

Yes

That sounds right