Tucker's dating notes, this is meant for males, volume 1:

- there's no such thing as a permanent record
- always eat breakfast
- all the girls on the internet are actually dudes (this is correct about 50 percent of the time)
- you should never, ever buy the extended warranty on anything. Ever.
- chicks like it when you tell them they're pretty, but they also like it when you're kind of a dick to 'em. So mix it up a little. (Works 50/50)
- If previous doesn't work, act nice and chivalrous, don't go simping tho.
- You can't up pick up chicks in a tank

Why are you putting this everywhere lmfao

This is my stream

Oh yeah I forgot lol

I'm putting it here where it belongs

So you can share your knowledge with the whole of the hetero male community

Uhm
Eeeeee

Ngl tho, my tag line be looking pretty fly

I don’t think much of it

What
Are you going to force me to think it’s fire or something
n o

Trainwatcher be back at it again

I just replied to him lol