GOT EM

what

What? What do you mean?

a lot of us guessed that

uh
well

How and why?

dunno

Did you guess it? If you did, why did you think that???

yeah

bruh wtf
good thing that was deleted

hahhaahhahaha

did u say of ppl
I couldnt rly read the end

oh yeah, dont do that

yeah

Hmmm...

?

I’m confused. How?

well
you wouldn't rly know
we were talking on a private image a lot
and we usually talk on private images

What do you like about her!p?

uhhh
what?

What content of her character do you like about her?

she's not like most people on here who just throw a "virtual hug" and "you matter" and call it a day

Okay. Like what?

what i just said
also i feel most comfortable talking to her

Mhm. How’d you guys realize you loved each other?

please stop with the questions
do you do this to everyone

Uh, what do you think? Yeah, I’m Command of the Trooper Force.

Its the CDS's job. Its his to do list:
Step 1: Annoy the shit out of their troopers
Step 2: Ask questions
Step 3: Annoy the shit out of their troopers
Step 4: Ask Questions
Step 5: Ask Questions
Step 6: Rinse and Repeat

makes sense

oh i get it now
well she's been very kind to me, very supportive and understanding. Shes a great person, theres nothing not to like about her
I'm not saying this just cuz we're together its rly true

Okay.

Huh?

I’m confused.

Ouch.

You do know what Bow Chika Bow Wow means?

Heard of it.

Well here is the definition:

Well, it's a term used in the web series Red vs Blue, essentially its that's what she said, but a lot more sexually suggestive. Essentially you use it when you can sexualize whatever someone is saying

I dont
tell me

Well, it's a term used in the web series Red vs Blue, essentially its that's what she said, but a lot more sexually suggestive. Essentially you use it when you can sexualize whatever someone is saying

uh ok then

Hot damn, son. I need a Dictionary to understand what you’re saying.

This term is only required for Red vs Blue fans, buddy. You would understand if you were one, ofc.

Mhm

They don't get the term. They are not RvB fans, which is why they don't get it.

This man gets it

what

Hey Baby, heard your a pilot. Wanna pull up on my throttle? Bow Chika Bow Wow (GirlOfRays sends her regards)

im sorry what

Are you wifi? Cuz I'm feeling a connection (She wants me to do her revenge for her)

lol ok

Y e s

Lmfao i get this from simps so many times

Me in the background listening to this conversation:

NOT LIKE THAT

HAHAHA

That’s— too weird
Now that’s just provoking more of his attacks

I got some dating notes from Tucker from RvB... here is a sample:

-You can't pickup chicks in a tank
-Girls like it when you are nice to them, and also like it when you are a dick to them, so mix it up a little

Well you’re just a dick to me and it’s fun lmao

Bow Chika Wah Wah

>:(
You ass

Your notes are not working, and I don’t want them to

So what happens if it play it nice? XD

That would be better lol

*thinks* Shit! I'm not good at being chivalrous

Lol

*thinks*

This is so entertaining

*thinks* Welp, *flips pages* time to do Felix's style of flirting instead of Tucker's

Lmfao

*Reads script* What if, maybe I am too good looking? Its pos- *stops reading script* nah thats not gonna f**king work

r u a living organism cuz ur a living organism

What—

*flips through more pages* there has gotta be one good pickup line here.

r u existent cuz ur existent

yup
mine

*waits*

*stops flipping pages and reads script*
Sooo, you a model or famous actre- thats not gonna work *continues flipping*

do u breathe cuz u breathe
my best pick up line

This is hysterical

This may work

No-
I’m in California sucker

Hmm *reads script:

Tex: If we set up a hardline, yeah, I bet we could do it.

*Tucker comes running out of the base*

Tucker: Church, wait!

Church: Huh?

Tucker: Church hold on a second I've got something to tell you!

Church: Tucker what, what is it?

Tucker: I just wanted to say, I got a hardline Tex can use. Bow chicka bow wow!

Tex: How did you even hear that?

Tucker: Pff! I'm like Superman, I know when I'm needed.
*

That definitely won't work

=_=

Ahhh crap. This ain't good, ran out of notes *thinks*

this is miserable

For u or for me?

You lmao

Hey Baby, heard your a pilot. Wanna pull up on my throttle? Bow Chika Bow Wow.

*re reads script*

Ohhhhh, I was supposed to use that pickup line for pilots only...

n o

*thonks* dammit I'm out

I thought you would refer to google lol

So uhh, I'm bored now

I dare you to FULL ON flirt with a random girl on imgflip
You better send a link or screenshot

Ahh yes, suggestions for a girl?

*Pulls up notes*

- there's no such thing as a permanent record
- always eat breakfast
- all the girls on the internet are actually dudes
- you should never, ever buy the extended warranty on anything. Ever.
- chicks like it when you tell them they're pretty, but they also like it when you're kind of a dick to 'em. So mix it up a little.
- You can't up pick up chicks in a tank

“All the girls on the Internet are actually dudes”
am I a dude

No? Suggestions for a girl to full on flirt? I can do my ex girlfriend irl, if you want me to

MSMG

Say WHAT!

who else

Ur asking me to do her, WHEN SHE JUST STARTED DATING MEMER69?!?! THATS A SUICIDE MISSION

Ok ok you choose

I dont know... thats the problem

Hm
del

Perhaps, anyone else?

Nicø

That's Death wish but ill think about it, anyone else?

I can’t think of any other girls for some reason lol

Soo:
MSMG
Del
Nico

*thinks* who would be the most likely to play along?

Idk
Del maybe

They are all probs asleep... ill do it in the morning

Mk then

Anymore dares?

Tell me something you always to say to me but couldn’t (probably because of fear haha)

"Wouldn't you want to spend your last few moments as a lover and not a fighter?" (It's a tucker quote)

no not really

ah, i sees

Ye

"I got a hardline Tex can use"

"are you a model or famous actress? Bow chika bow wow"

No
I’m a student

Same joke but more variables: "Hey Spark Boy, Is It Just Me Or Is That Blonde Over There Checking Me Out" "The Pilot? You can't go over there!" "She's definetly checking me out, Hey Baby, heard your a pilot. Wanna pull up on my throttle? Bow Chika Bow Wow."

Bow Chika Wah Wah

*hard slap*
I should’ve done that long ago

Bow Chika Bow Wow

Sounds like my Ex GF. On to another topic:

imgflip.com/i/4ded55?nerp=1598935419#com5705477

I saw that
And how am I like your ex

Kinda bitchy, but soft to me at times. Thinks she's badass, etc

“Thinks she’s badass”
DO YOU NEED ANOTHER SLAP

This is just proving my point XD

Are you—
WHY TF DO YOU THINK I THINK IM BADASS

wym by are you?

Are you trying to provoke me

Perhaps...-

:(
Why tho

"Girls like it when you are nice to them, and also like it when you are a dick to them, so mix it up a little", I'm too nice to girls irl, its time to mix things up

=_=
It’s not working at all

*flips switchblade around* experience says otherwise.

I’m the girl here

*pockets switchblade* No dip Sherlock. So you prefer guys that are nice and chivalrous, but not simp-like

Yes

*Pulls out pen* "Girls like it when you are nice to them, and also like it when you are a dick to them, so mix it up a little" *adds to the end: Note: this will work 50/50 percent of the time

- "When The Previous Doesn't Work: Go Chivalrous and Nice, don't go simping tho"*

y e s

*reads note added in from my irl ex* "But most importantly... just be yourself"

Lol

*Dies inside* HmMMMMmmMmMMmM

Lmfao

lmao, dare me

Can’t, I have to sleep
Bye

oof, it's 1am for me rn

It’s 11:30 for me but f**k school bedtime ima stay up

Gotta continue the Churchception

what now

"Churchception"