Check my tagline

let's see. one, two, bites

If it's warm enough just a single bite will do it

But what if the tootsie roll is too melted

It's still a tootsie roll

Just chew it up like the owl

Just chew up the owl

Mmm... tastes like another pandemic

too many

kirby: *swallows it* zero *smiles hugely*

screen: *cuts black with white words saying the world may never know*

By the way have you guys noticed that the tootsie pop commercial is like 50 years old?

*internal screaming*