I dare you to Go up to one of ur walls in your house and stare at it for exactly 666 days and nights. By that point, satan should be knocking on the front door. If he isn’t. Wait two to three business days. Once he shows up, shake his hand. Invite him in for some tea and whatever. Get his number, for the next three months, build up a nice friendship with him. After those three months, message him and ask to be made immortal. He will take exactly 69 days to respond. If you have followed instructions perfectly, you will be immortal.