Freight train

I live not far from an Amazon distribution center. I don't have to imagine 500 trucks. Got 'em 😁

They're actually Sprinter style delivery vans.

Hey, you're a train,right?

Yes

*stabs you in the eye*

*stabs you in the everywhere*

*turns you into pillow*
I win.

*sets self on fire* *burns you* I run

*puts on burn ointment*
*boards train*
I go with.

Win*

No I do*

I win.

Oh HECC

Did I win?

For now

*puts head on chest*
Thanks,pillow.

No u

Wot?

I know you didn't just pillow me.

But I want to be.... Pillows are dead.

Yes

I'm not a pillow?

I can't kill you because I'm a pillow

;-;

So, don't you have a conductor then?

?

Someone to drive you?

Idk

Also the engineer drives
The conductor is the engineers second in command, on passenger trains he or she collects tickets
And the trainmen are the second in command to the conductor

Jesus Christ train nerd. . .

Yeah

$5 says you were the annoying kid in kindergarten that wanted to drive a train.

Yes
I still am the Annoying kid who wants to drive a train :D

Pay up.
More than anything annoying....

Yeah

*holds hand out*
Cough it up, fork it over, pay the piper, gimme it.

I also accept drum sticks covered in blood.

<{•.•}>
Give me the drumsticks.

*hands four dollar bill and three dollar bill* keep the change

*annoyed screaming*

Give me back my seven dollars

Give me the drumsticks then.

*hands over $5*
Now give me the drumsticks.

*cuts off your arm and covers the drumstick in your blood* here

*sews arm back on*
Thanks.

F40PH

Also, someone still thinks you jerked off on some waffles.

I DIDN'T

Lol I know.