The News is a totally reliable source of information./s

But I want some.........

Such karens

Sounds like a rare case of Karenitis.

The tag though.

(INHALES DEEPLY)

(insert USSR anthem)

Comrade, I am not gay, We are gay

Our homosexuality

XDDDD

Bruh wow

GET THE AIR GAY BROTHER WE HAVE A HOMOPHOBE!!!

Reusable and environment-friendly mists of homosexuality

Once I read somewhere on my Grandfather's Facebook that Homosexuality was invented by the Chinese Government to stop overpopulation and preserve their resources.

So we have the absolute truth, China is trying to make the world gay so that it could have like, 2 extra wood or something

Oo, that's actually environment-friendly but not because of Windmills, that is amazing.
But the question is... why would you scroll through your grandfather's Facebook?

Because He's Dead and his friends keep asking him to play Farmville and 8-ball

... that was unexpected... okay
W0w

Jk I just saw some propaganda while he was on his phone last year

Wow, but... that answer, that he's dead and 8-Ball and Farmville, that was plain creepy. Luv it

Wtf 😂

is this from the onion? if the answer is yes, then don't trust it

Don't worry the straights broke down the windmills but I will raise a bisexual army to put them back up again

I've never laughed so hard in my life!XD

I think i need lung surgery!😅

If you get your lungs removed can you DM me I've been trying to get ahold of some lungs for awhile now their price is gonna skyrocket after Corona

My lungs are Completely dried out!
Thanks to your meme!

I got some liver if you like......

no thanks I already have enough

I'm too fast

Please don't report me to the feds

Don't worry. It was funny