Fake Tears don't exist

The pokemon move that lowers an opponents Sp. Def: am I a joke to you?

have you met my brother?

who's that?

your mother

No like my irl brother. I meant it as a joke bc be fake cries a lot

I can cry on command. Technically no, but also yes

My alien eyes can work up fake tears

Hey. Have you heard of the betterflip pledge?

Basically, it’s an anti-bullying thing I came up with. It basically protects the privacy of Imgflip users mentally and physically. I think this stream would be great for it, because it’s, well, depression_much. Would you like to add it? I can give you more info if u want

There is too. I'm mustering one up now

I can cry on command, but that’s after I think of something sad, so true