THE REAL REASON BIDEN WON'T DEBATE TRUMP; "AND UH...MY FELLOW HOBBITS....UHH NO...AMERICANS...SO I REMEMBER THIS ONE BLACK INTERN WHO COULD SUCK START..NO WAIT...OK FORGET I SAID THAT CNN...HEY IS THIS LIVE...I NEED MY NOTES...ANYWAY TRUMP IS BAD...WAIT ISN'T TRUMP A BUILDING IN NEW YORK?"