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Bake at 450 for 3 hours

Lol that’s just a funny joke

Oh I know. Wasnt gonna roast you figuratively, I was gonna roast you literally.

If you’re still tryna roast me you’re not
But anyway ok

No im not. Im not good at roasting on the spot. I was trying to be funny. But that epically failed XD

It was still kinda funny tho
You good

Lol ok.

YOU PUT THE CAT IN THE OVEN??? read my tagline bitch

NO. I put t27-chief in the oven. The cat jumped out before I closed the door. Calm down, I dont like cats but im not evil

oh ok. but did you read my tagline?

Yeah I did. I dont like cats, but I wouldn't purposely hurt them. It was just a template that came up when I looked for an oven.

ok

You make a rock look like Albert Einstein

Your memes suck!

Yea I know

I will probably accidentally press the flag button instead!

Then oh well

your so ugly, she watered the flowers and the flowers died.

She?

i meant to add your mama.

Oh well that doesn’t really make it any better
Yo mama jokes are kinda dead

true.

Ok ya I lied about being gone till December... Let my roast begin!

Ok listen here you piece of shiz. Your mama wants you home, it’s time for your diaper change. Your dad is gone, and go look in a mirror to see who’s fault it is. Wait, what’s that? Oh right your that bastard kid. Never had a dad, huh. No wonder, with a face like that. Sincerely- Nova
*Note: I don’t mean any offense by this.

No offense taken

Thank goodness

Yo mama so dumb she married your dad!Yo mama so dumb she doesn’t even know what Pikachu is!

Yo mama jokes aren’t even good anymore

Says the guy who is more brain dead than a person who has been dead for 20,000 years!

You got a problem with someone who has a mental disability

You look so ugly that the health department shut you down!

Are you even trying
All you’re doing is speaking fax
And don’t be a pussy, answer me

Yo mama so dumb she intentionally drinks expired Danimals! Yo mama so dumb she thinks Wendy’s is a good fast food restaurant!

You make roasts that are lukewarm at the most scorching!

You’re the pussy cat if you think you are immune to roasts!

Bro can’t even reply to a comment

I want to see all the roasts you have in store for me! I want to see the world’s most pathetic roaster try to roast me!

If I was good at roasting, we wouldn’t be having this conversation
As you know, I suck at everything and cannot roast good, therefore I am not
And this image is meant for you to roast me, not straight out tell the truth

You spoon

I'm going to start calling people spoons now

Okay. But where's your full restores? Your gonna need them instead of a burn heal.
Okay.
So here's my roast.
If you where in Pokémon Red, instead of everyone running away from Missingno. They'd be running way from you.
There. That's all I'ma say

I’m not really into Pokémon so Can you explain what that means

Well Missingno is a glitch in the games. People are scared of glitches or just want to run away from it if it's the Pokémon games.

Ok

Yeah... I tried to explain

Yea
It makes some sense
It’s fine
I understand

*shrugs* I don't explain, I suck at that-

Ok

welp

I won’t stop until I destroy you, ya coward!