I dare you to... Um... Kiss any user (that isn't one of your alts)
[deleted] M
2 ups, 5y
ewww
[deleted] M
2 ups, 5y
oh wait
[deleted]
2 ups, 5y,
3 replies
DAMN IT!
WHY?
[deleted] M
2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
MIKEY!
[deleted]
2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
He offline ;-;
[deleted] M
2 ups, 5y
IK JUST DEW IT
[deleted] M
2 ups, 5y
KISS HIM KISS HIM
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1 up, 5y,
3 replies
Because that's the first semi-appropriate thing that popped into my mind
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2 ups, 5y,
2 replies
*kisses you*
*punches you in the face*
[deleted] M
2 ups, 5y,
2 replies
AHHHHH
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1 up, 5y,
1 reply
*swallows whole bottle*
Yes I drinkd it.
[deleted] M
1 up, 5y
YEY
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1 up, 5y,
1 reply
Got any Listerine? He tastes like burnt motor oil.
[deleted] M
1 up, 5y
Lololol *hands you an entire bottle*
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1 up, 5y,
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[deleted]
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
Nah, just get me something to clean my mouth.
[deleted]
1 up, 5y
I don't have anything
[deleted]
1 up, 5y
STUPID TRAIN THAT TASTES LIKE BURNT MOTOR OIL!
*magically finds absenth and holy water*
*chugs both bottles*
There we go.
[deleted]
1 up, 5y,
2 replies
😑
Unfortunately, Le Listerine isn't strong enough. Got any bleach?
[deleted]
1 up, 5y
Here, have some Chlorine *gives*
[deleted]
1 up, 5y
I already used it after looking at the other image that I just linked, sorry.
I can run u over tho
[deleted]
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
*ties you down to le bed*
*break both of your hands*
[deleted]
1 up, 5y,
2 replies
THE HECC
[deleted]
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
Why you gonna ded?
[deleted]
1 up, 5y
Yes
[deleted]
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
*clears throat*
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE, BUT YOU'LL HAVE GRAB MY THROAT AND LIFT ME IN THE AIR
I'LL STOP BY PLANS, BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO TIE ME DOWN AND THEN BREAK BOTH MY HANDS.