Yes

uhm

Take le focking pills

*Grabs an entire bottle and chugs it down*

We're gonna need more bottles of this thing after what i saw

READ THE STREAM DESC, IM RUNNING OUT

Me: takes the whole thing and chugs them into my mouth
Also me: drinks the water

Lemme have some of those

Take le focking pills

*takes all of them*

*Notices memories are still there in my body* GO***MN THIS ROBOT BODY. *Loads M6G Magnum and points it at the underside of my chin* Pull the trigger for me

Nope nope nope nope nope

I'm an A.I, ill be fine. I don't have an age. Just pull the damn trigger for me because my programming doesn't allow me to kill myself

ive never wanted to kill myself in a fire more til rn

Here a gun and some bullets

No. I need a flamethrower, a lot of wood and gasoline.

It has enough fuel for around two minutes of constant pulling the trigger. Most flamethrower only have 5 seconds worth

Um no pyro's can go for around 2 minutes and is actually effective. have you ever seen a decent w + m1 pyro?

Here is a flamethrower

if you don't give me a good one ill get one myself

what kind of shit is that

Well the Trooper Brothers' armory doesn't have anything else

the trooper brother's armory is ass

Brothers' actually

Wha-

Just pull. The. Damn. Trigger

*hesitates*

*Looks at you with a look of knowing what needs to be done* just pull it

Ill do it.

*sighs* Fine. *pulls the trigger*

lol welp

Why u delete

I was like "f**k I didn't finish that comment" and then I'm like "wait what was I gonna say? Agh, dammit"

*Body falls to the floor lifeless* Herk, Blarg... *dies*

yay now kill me too. Please. Anyone

Oh god-

*Walks into this comment section with a shiny new robotic armor* Miss me assholes?

ur mom misses me

I'm an A.I I have no mom

ur mom has no mom

no u

Wat irl that's actually true-
My mom doesn't have a mom-
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Bruh

lol

*blank facial expression*

I have no memories of the last 3 hours. Tis good. Unfortunately A.I's like me terminate after seven years unless updated. I'm on my last year of life.

(I used the memory gun so I forgot everything) *blinks, frowning*

*Nods in agreement* *Starts to have blanks in memory* Dammit, im hitting the end of this life.

OH MY FOCKING GOD, GET A CUP OF BRAIN BLEACH AND LOOK AT THIS DAMN COMMENT SECTION: imgflip.com/i/4cqmsf#com5616054

Oh god

W e t a k e t h i s s h a m e t o o u r g r a v e s

Im so glad i didnt end up doing that

U bet

yeah. And you're lucky i didnt take screenshots.

Yeah

yes

please kill me.

Here *throws you a memory gun[gravity falls reference. It deletes memories]*

No. Kill me. Please

*Presses Finger On A M6G Magnum's Trigger*

Uh

What the f**k is that

Design details. The M6G PDWS is a semi-automatic, recoil-operated, magazine-fed, large-caliber handgun. It is a later model of the M6 series sidearms that was distributed to officers and vehicle/weapon crews. The weapon has a polymer handle, along with a titanium alloy body and a nickel-plate finish.
Model series: M6 series
Type: Magnum-caliber pistol
Ammunition type: 12.7×40mm M225 Semi-Armor-Piercing High-Explosive/.50 Magnum caliber rounds

I'm not reading that.

Its a fictional high caliber pistol

uh

I can hardly even think of what is in the deleted ones

*Grabs memory gun*

True

Church: Control! Control, do you read? This is Church from Imgflip Outpost Alpha, over. If you're getting this it's an emergency! You've gotta send a ocean's worth of brain bleach as soon as you get this, please! These seduce me images —eugh—they tore me, MS's and Memer69's sanity apart! And it's everywhere, Control! It's coming out of the go***amn stream desc for Pete's sake. Send help please. We need—I need— brain bleach. F**k! And some god-damn new lives too, because I'm about to end it! Church out.

Me(imgflip) because of these "seduce me" images:

https://imgflip.com/i/4cr7uf

lol

Me after seeing the seduce me images: "Dear humanity, I regret coming to earth, I regret coming to imgflip, and I most certainly regret having eyes"

(I regret having eyes and humanity, but I don't regret coming to imgflip)

Hmmm got bored so I decided to send this:

Everybody here knows about Tucker
They say I'm a bad motha- (shut your mouth!)
I can spit all day, think about chicks
Think about Tootsie Roll pops, how many licks?
Every time that a girl walks by
I can't help it, she just catches my eye
First I see her face, then I see her waist
Then I see myself back at her place (what!)
I'm so alone out in this canyon
Not one single girl in this canyon
Or anything rhyming with canyon
So come and see me if you need a new man-yon
Everybody thinks I'm so handsome
If you in trouble girl, I can pay the ransom
Need a song, chick? This is your anthem

When I see the ladies I say
(Bow chicka bow wow!)
When the ladies see me they say
(Bow chicka bow wow!)
Cause they know I treat them right
(Bow chicka bow wow!)
When I think about you I say
(Bow chicka bow wow wow!)
Cause I know you're outta sight!

On Blue Team, we do things a little bit screwy
Your girlfriend is my girlfriend, just like in the movies
Not one you rent on Friday
But one you rent by the highway
At the truck stop, or the bus stop
With the sexy stuff, with the X's up
Now your time is up and my mind's made up
Get in here quick so I can wind you up
I'll turn out the lights and take it slow
Pull out my sword and make it glow!
You know I could use a good lady
Take care of my alien baby
So come on girl, take a man to get lost
Cause you know I wanna see you with your helmet off

Bow wow, chicka bow wow
Chicka chicka chicka chicka bow wow wow
Chick chick bow wooooow
Chick chick chick chick woooooow
Bow chicka bow wow
Bow chicka wow, bow chicka wooooow
Here comes Tucker

Whats in these images stay in these images

Yep

"We take this shame to our graves"

Im not on my phone rn but i would have taken so many screenshots

Rick Astley is willing to end our lives.