Take A Seat Cat

*Drowns a shot of whiskey* Hey uh, GirlOfRays... will you marry me? Aight, before you and BaconTaco personally cave in my skull saying this. I just want to let you two know, that this was a dare. Aight, now you can personally cave in my skull through this damn helmet. *Pours another shot of whiskey and drinks it*

YEET

NU DRINKING BOI *snatches your whiskey and throws it away*

*f**king pulls out another bottle of whiskey*

HANDS UP

*puts both hands up*

*destroys* Sober. You are sober.

plz stop church or else...................................................

Ok then

*destroys all your alcohol* and you WILL stay that way.

*keeps pistol raised*

SHOOT ME IF USING A GUN AT ALL *hops in front of it*

*hesitates pulling the trigger*

*ded*

Ahh for f**ks sake, you know how hard it is to get blood stains off this armor

(hehe boiiii)
*ghostie* WOOOOOO

ummmmmmm

*fades out of existence*

WAIT WHAT

PLEZZZZZZZ

Why do you want to get shot?

if ya talcc you're gonna get SHOT

By whom?

nu

Yes

Hamilton reference boi

Yeah, I don't do that

yeah lets lower the guns nice and easy

*destroys all guns and gets a katana instead*

*grabs a rocket launcher and grenade*

*kicks katana out of your hand embedding it in a wall, and pulls out a knife*

*grabs an ak-47*

im fixing to blow up this joint!!!

nu

*jumps into the knife*

should i call for help?

*pulls the knife out in shock and softly drops you onto the floor* what the f**k was that move? *deploys healing unit*

uh oh

Uhhhh ok. *still has both hands raised*

*lowers gun*

*destroys gun* NO GUN

okay

nu

*pulls out a M6H2*

rasies gun

*destroy*

thanks

"🎩 🎵🎵
`'👨🏻‍🦰/
/👕🎵🎵
'''👖

*pops confetti cannon on you for no reason*
*runs away*

*rolls in on my tank* IM HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!!! AMURICA

lol

AMURICAAAAAA.*bombs a mall* WOOHOOO

stop the drinking dude

Yeet

*grabs gun*

I MEAN B L E E T

TvT

know... aight, I dare you to use this pickup line: Hey baby, heard you're a pilot. You wanna pull up on my throttle? Bow Chika Bow Wo

Oh no no

ZE FOCKITY FOCK

I dare him

WHY

I evil

IT WAS A DARE.

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
COULDNT YOU JUST REFUSE

girlofrays

yes

I PROMISED TO DO ANYTHING

>:0

church wants to kiss you

WHAT THE F**K

IT WAS A F**KING DARE

>:(
i am not pleased wit these dares

Can u kill me

its a dare

AND YOU MAY WANT TO CHECK MY LATEST IMAGE, BECAUSE I HAVE TO DO ANOTHER ONE

blackweb ses you want to kiss me
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

HE DARED ME TO KISS YOU

im going to beat the living hell out of you if you do it

i'm over here rolling🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You don't have le evidence

yes i do

F**K

I don't want to do it. But I agreed to do it, im in a go***mn dilemma

>:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

aight
*googles the most extreme way to kill a person*
*isolates you on a completely empty planet*
*generates lava that soon start rushing towards you* >:)
you are now encased in ash, you soab

ima kill myself first
or else theyre gonna keep daring guys to kiss me