E

You're the type to wait for a stop sign to turn green

Oof

Your smile is so crooked, it's a wonder that it does split your face in two whenever you smile.

Doesn't

When you were born the doctor said what a treasure and your mom said ya lets bury it.

Thats how i ended up dead yet alive

Y'know if your brain was a person, it would be this one right here. Dead.

Lmao good one!

(I found that on your profile when I was looking at it. The perfect number xD)

FORGET THAT! YOU CAUGHT THE 666 TOO

Yeah look!

I saw lol

Wait, who were TheKillerInTheBedroom.'s parents? (If he had parents, idk-) Were they technically my parents? I'm very confused @~@

I dont think he did

Oh ok thanks.

yea

also I think he was kinda related to me

Wot m8?

Yeah

How?! *confused as fuk*

lemme check I think he's my uncle or something

Holy shet-

Yeah apparently TimidDeer and SydneyB are together and TimidDeer's brother is KITB

What the fu-

HOLY SHIT (excuse my language)

My family tree just got WAY more complicated

yep

Its already less than dead

*clicks tongue* I told your doctor the brain transplant wouldn't work, but he didn't listen.

First- I never had a brain transplant
And second- how do you know my doctor

You the type to go through the drive thru to get directions to the restaurant door

Lmao

Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents for example.

Lmao

I bet your brain feels good as new, seeing as how you've never used it

I'd love to insult you, but nature's done its job.

Lol
That’s amazing

Well that isn't an original roast-

I know-

M8 I'm uninSPIREd (OC joke lmao-) ok?

What dat

You’re so fake the Kardashian’s are jealous

Unoriginal

K a r d a s h i a n i s

There’s no need to roast you when your parents are ready made a big enough joke

A r e r e a d y

Huh

Are ready?

What is that supposed to mean
Like Already
Idk

Look at your comment

Oh shit I didn’t even notice that
I meant already
Oof 😅
That’s embarrassing
But ya still get it, right?

r/hadastroke

Lol yea
r/wtfiswrongwithmyself