"Conservatives don't use the food bank because they all have jobs."
Being a former client of the food bank I can deem that very statement as the biggest and stupidest nonsense ever uttered by a human tongue or written on any medium, at all...
How can I be so straight out? Because loads of people at the food bank had jobs too... Only a very few of them hadn't.... Having a job is NO GUARANTEE AT ALL for being spared from poverty, and that is a cold hard fact. You can try to deny it, but denying facts doesn't fall under the freedom of expression, as that's not the right to deny facts or to tell lies! PERIOD! To let you into a secret.... I'm pretty sure some of them even did more work in an hour than you might have done over your entire life! And some of them even had quite a salary too and yet they had to rely on the food bank.
It's a really old, misconception that people living in poverty only ended up there because they'd be "too lazy to work", as that only counts for a very small portion of them, and that actually counts for all countries all over the globe, NO EXCEPTIONS. No, not even the U.S.A. (actually in the U.S.A. the problem is far worse than in loads of other countries, which is also a cold hard fact, and not a leftist opinion. Being left is not about stating facts and right is also not about denying them, you know).
This misconception is by the way a bigger problem than poverty itself and even one of the most important reasons why poverty cannot be solved, either. After all, when you deny the source of the problem, you can never solve it (part of lesson #1 in problem solving).
I've given you the cold hard facts, as a guy who've seen the inside of the food bank for more than a year, and thus having met the people who need to rely on them, so don't even try to bring in argumentation against it. It would be like a guy who never touched a computer at all claiming he knows more about the C programming language than a professional coder does.
Cut short, your statement is bullshit!
Oh, and don't pity me for being a former client of the food bank. For me it was a very illuminating experience, that taught me a lot. When I hear rich people take pride because "they worked hard for their money" I know, more than they know, how much they mock people who have likely worked harder than they can possibly imagine, as they never did so much as they did.
The world is not so black-white as those who work earn well and those who don't work do not.